Phoebe has a massage clinet whos looking for a cook to make the menu of a restuant he's just bought. Monica cooks a gourmet meal for him which turns out to be disasterous. Unfortunately, he's stoned and tries to eat everything in her cabnet while waiting for the food to be done. Chandler quits his job after he's promoted to data processing supervisor because he's worked there for five years and it was just supposed to be a temp job. His boss contunines to call and ask him to come back to work. Chandle finally caves and takes the job.
Joey teaches Ross how to talk dirty to a woman he's dating.