Season 1 Episode 15

The One with the Stoned Guy

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 16, 1995 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • Continuity: When the gang is watching television Ross states, "And that is why evolution is just a theory". However in Season 2's "The One Where Heckles Dies" Ross fights passionately with Phoebe saying that "Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity".

    • Goof: Ross says that the woman he is dating is the curator of insects at the museum. In "The One with Russ" he dates a woman who is the curator of moths and other wing-ed things. Wouldn't they both be the same person, since moths are insects?

    • Trivia: In this episode Chandler says that "WENUS" stands for "Weekly Estimated Net Usage System". In the next episode, "The One with Two Parts (1)", "WENUS" is said to stand for "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics". Apparently, it was originally written as "Statistics", but Matthew Perry screwed up and said "System". The producers decided to just leave it, since the real joke was the word "WENUS", not what it stood for. It was then said correctly in the "Two Parts" episode.

    • Goof: When Phoebe asks Chandler if he wants to be a chef, Monica says "Hi, there" with her right hand raised. When the camera angle changes, her hand is suddenly on her lap.

  • Quotes

    • Joey: (about Chandler quitting his job) Oh man, does that mean we gotta start buyin' our own toilet paper?
      Ross: (pretending to be a reporter with a microphone) That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture... Dan...?

    • Chandler: I just don't want to be one of those guys who sits in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
      Rachel: The "WENUS"?
      Chandler: "Weekly Estimated Net Usage System". It's a processing term.
      Rachel: Oh, that WENUS.

    • Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?
      Rachel: (after looking carefully) No... But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.

    • Ross: Hey guys. Does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
      Joey: Uhhh... How 'bout Tony's? If you can finish a thirty-two-ounce steak, it's free!
      Ross: Okay... Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?

    • Ross: (on his plans for his date tonight) Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.
      Chandler: And he's not speaking metaphorically.

    • (Joey has tasted Monica's latest attempt at salmon mousse)
      : Is it better than the other salmon mousse?
      Joey: It's creamier.
      Monica: Yeah, well, is that better?
      Joey: I dunno--we're talkin' about whipped fish, Monica... I'm just happy I'm keepin' it down.

    • Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) "You are ideally suited for a career in data-processing for a large multinational corporation."
      Phoebe: That's so great! ...'cause you already know how to do that!

    • Monica: (offering Chandler a very tiny appetizer) Hey, maybe this'll cheer you up.
      Chandler: Oh, y'know, um... I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you.
      Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amuse-bouche.
      Chandler: (after popping it in his mouth and chewing) Well, it is a-moozing...

    • Rachel: (to Monica who's hiring a "professional" waitress over Rachel) Ohhh... I see... Yes, and I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics!

    • Celia: (moving closer to Ross and whispering seductively) Say something... hot!
      Ross: (flustered) Ahh... Ooh... Mmm... 
      Celia: What?
      Ross: Uhh...
      Celia: ...What? 
      Ross: Uhh... (laughing uncomfortably) Mmm... vulva.

    • Joey: (teaching Ross to talk dirty) If you can't talk dirty to me, how're you gonna talk dirty to her? Now... tell me you want to caress my butt!

    • Chandler: (talking to his former boss on the telephone) Yeah, I miss you, too. It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, y'know?

    • Monica: Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.
      Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye-bye! (starts to leave)
      Monica: Ten dollars an hour!
      Rachel: No.
      Monica: Twelve dollars an hour!
      Rachel: Mon... I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.

    • Steve: (who is stoned) Well, smack my ass and call me Judy!

    • Steve: Oooh! Tartlets! Tartlets... Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning.

    • Steve: Oooh! Taco shells! You know what these are? They're like little corn envelopes!

    • Steve: Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!

    • Steve: (after spilling a bag of Gummy Bears) Oh no! Bears overboard! They're, they're drowning! (starts throwing Sugar-O's cereal to the Gummy Bears) Hey fellas, grab onto a Sugar-O! yourselves!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
      Phoebe: Ooh! Brian's Song!
      Brian's Song is a 1971 TV movie about the real-life relationship between Chicago Bears teammates Brian Piccolo and Gale Sayers and the bond that is established when Piccolo discovers that he is dying of cancer.

    • Phoebe: (to Rachel, upset) In the cab on the way over... Steve blazed up a doobie.
      Rachel: What?!
      Phoebe: Smoked a joint... y'know, lit a bone, weed, hemp, ganja--
      Rachel: Okay, okay, okay! I know, okay... I'm with ya, Cheech...
      This was a reference to Cheech Marin, an American comedian and actor, who gained recognition in the Cheech and Chong "stoner" movies of the 1980's.

    • Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk.
      James Michener was a bestselling American author who was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction in 1948 for his novel, Tales of the South Pacific. The book was adapted into the Rodgers & Hammerstein Broadway musical and 1958 film South Pacific, starring Mitzi Gaynor and Rossano Brazzi.

    • Chandler: You have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream!
      Ross: Ah, the lesser known, "I Don't Have a Dream" speech.
      This is a reference to Martin Luther King, an African American civil rights activist who is perhaps most famous for his "I Have a Dream" speech, given in front of the Lincoln Memorial during the 1963 March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom.

    • Monica: He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
      Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears?
      This is a reference to the classic children's story, Goldilocks and the Three Bears, in which the things Goldilocks discovers in the bears' house are either too much, too little, or just right.