Continuity: In this episode Monica says that the stripper could be a two-month anniversary present. In "The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress" Monica tells Megan that she and Chandler are getting married on May 15th. This episode occurs after the Halloween episode, making it closer to six months rather than two. However, their being married for two months would put their wedding in mid-September and would fit in line with Rachel giving birth in mid-May.
Goof: In this episode, Monica rushes home to warn Chandler that the woman she hired as a stripper is actually a hooker. Wouldn't it have been faster if she had simply called him from the restaurant?
Goof: In the tag scene when Joey picks up the phone, you can hear Dr. Green say "consequences of your decisions." After that Joey picks up the phone. About five seconds later he yells, "I do too think about the consequences of my decisions."
Goof: At the end when Monica strips for Chandler, you can see by the colored dots on his crown that it rotates on his head between every shot.
Goof: When Ross and Mona have their makeup kiss, Mona puts her arm around Ross. When the camera angle changes, she puts her arm around him again.
Goof: Right before the stripper enters the apartment, she puts her left arm down twice.
Magna Doodle: A drawing of the American flag on the moon
Goof: The song that is playing at the end of the episode when Monica begins stripping for Chandler is "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" by Eve and Gwen Stefani. Interestingly enough, at the exact moment when Monica begins "narrating" her stripping, the song lyrics that are heard in the background are "don't fight that bullsh*t in your ear..." This is interesting because it was aired on national TV. Luckily, the word "sh*t" is said exactly when Monica is talking, so the word is covered up only slightly.
Dr. Green: So when is the wedding?
Dr. Green: The wedding! There's going to be a wedding. Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is going to be a bastard! Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding!
Rachel: February 2nd.
Rachel: (About telling her father that she's pregnant) I can't tell him, Phoebe. I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Rachel: No it's okay, this is what's gonna happen. I'm gonna wait a couple years and then the baby will tell him.
Phoebe: Why, so he can get mad at the baby?
Rachel: Hey, that is the baby's problem.
Dr. Green: So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is, uh, what is new with you.
Rachel: Well, um... I got TiVo.
Dr. Green: What's TiVo?
Phoebe: It's slang for pregnant.
Phoebe: (To Ross and Rachel) That's it?! You call that a fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No we weren't!" What happened to you two?!
Chandler: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave!
Monica: So don't think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a... a two month anniversary present.
Ross: Sure, one year is paper, but two months is lap dance!
Joey: (Picks up phone and listens to Rachel's dad, who is still yelling) Hey! I do think about the consequences of my decisions! (Pause) Well, what gives you the right to--? (Pause) Go to hell! (Puts down phone) Stupid guy on my phone.
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, you have to be honest with her, otherwise you may think that you're going down the same path, but you're really going down different ones.
Joey: I'm going to take that book, and I'm going to beat you to death with it.
Chandler: I can't believe you didn't tell me. You know that the two pillars of marriage are "openness" and "honesty".
Monica: Ugh, I knew getting you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass.
Rachel: Hey Phoebe! I'm having dinner with my dad tomorrow night. Do you wanna come?
Phoebe: Sure, yeah! He's kinda sexy!
Rachel: Oh no, oh no! I'll be there too.
Phoebe: Okay, so we'll just come up with some kind of signal. If it's going well, you can take off.
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Ross: Oh thanks, although it kinda seemed like you were falling asleep there a little.
Mona: Oh no, no. I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and, you know, take it all in.
Ross: Yeah a lot of my students do that.
Rachel: He's a scary guy, I mean one time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he would make me eat the entire pack.
Phoebe: Wow, well I will be there. Gosh, I'm not gonna let that man make you eat your baby.
Mona: How can I be sure of that?
Rachel: Oh, because we drove each other crazy.
Rachel: I mean, he was possessive, he was jealous, he just could never let the little things go.
Ross: Trying to date this woman.
Rachel: Right. But none of that compared to how kind and gentle and thoughtful he is.
Ross: Probably shouldn't touch me.
Mona: I just don't want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Rachel: I get it, oh, but what relationship is not complicated? I mean, we all have our baggage. You must, too. Why else would you still be single? I'm so gonna leave right now.
Monica: Who else do you want to invite?
Chandler: Uh, no no no. Just Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.
Ross: Actually, sorry, I can't even make it. I'm seeing Mona again tonight.
Chandler: I understand. Who'd cancel an actual date just to go to a fake bachelor party?
Joey: (On the phone) I'm sorry, I've gotta cancel tonight, baby.
Joey: So, you and Mona, it's been a while now. How's it going?
Ross: It's good. It's going ... it's going good. We get along great. She's ... she's so ...
Ross: I was gonna say, "sweet", but ya-huh!
Phoebe: I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm really busy that day. I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.
Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Rachel: Well, uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.
International Episode Title:
France: Celui qui engageait une strip-teaseuse (The One Who Hired A Stripper)
This episode runs 22:08 on DVD (a typical sitcom runs about 22:00).
Phoebe: This is all so "Papa Don't Preach."
"Papa Don't Preach" is a Madonna song about a pregnant teenager who plans to keep her baby.
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