Season 1 Episode 3

The One with the Thumb

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Oct 06, 1994 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • All: (About Chandler smoking) Hey, come on, put it out.
      Rachel: It's worse than the thumb.
      Chandler: Hey, this is so unfair.
      Monica: Why is it unfair?
      Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle cracking isn't annoying? And Ross with his over pronouncing every single word, and Monica with that snort when she laughs... I mean what the hell is that thing? I accept all those flaws why can't you accept me for this?
      Joey: Does the knuckle cracking bother everybody or just him?
      Rachel: Well, I would live without it.
      Joey: Is it like, a little annoying or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?
      (Phoebe takes her hair out of her mouth.)
      Ross: Don't listen to them Pheebs, I think it's endearing.
      Joey: Oh you do, do you?
      (Monica snorts loudly.)
      Ross: There's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
      Rachel: Indeed there isn't. (Ross looks at Rachel) I should really be getting back to work.
      Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
      Rachel: Oh, the hair comes out and the gloves come off.
      (They all start shouting at each other, while Chandler walks away smoking happily.)