Monica: So I've got candles and my mom's tablecloth, and since it's Rachel's birthday, and we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon. (everyone groans) What?
Ross: Question... Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
Monica: Do you want to be in charge of the food committee?
Ross: Question Two... Why do we always have to have parties with committees?