Season 7 Episode 22

The One with the Vows

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM May 03, 2001 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • Goof: When the girls are working on the wedding vows and Monica asks if she can lie, Monica is leaning on her hands. When the camera angle changes, a pen appears in her hand.

  • Quotes

    • Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today, we're getting married? Four weeks, baby! Four weeks!!
      Chandler: Do you realize that you get louder each week?

    • Ross: (to Chandler and Joey about vows) With Carol, I promised never to love another woman until the day I died. She made no such promise.

    • Ross: We were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
      Joey: How is, "Monica, I love your sweet ass", inappropriate?
      Ross: How's Monica coming along with her vows?
      Phoebe: Well, let's just say she's lucky she has a sweet ass, because she's not so good at the writing.

    • Phoebe: I just hope it works. Y'know, nine out of ten marriages end in divorce.
      Ross: Phoebe, that's not true.
      Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. How's the Mrs.?

    • Chandler: (about her vows) Don't worry, honey, we'll make yours funnier.

    • Ross: (completely moved after reading Chandler's vows) Dude... How did you write this?
      Chandler: (quietly) I stole Monica's and changed the name. Shhh.
      Ross: You can't do that!
      Joey: If he goes first he can!

  • Notes

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