(Ross has chosen Chandler to be best man at his wedding)
Joey: (incensed) What? He got to do it at your first wedding!
Ross: Joey, I figured you'd understand. I mean, I've known him a lot longer.
Joey: C'mon Ross, I don't have any brothers. I'm never gonna get to be a best man!
Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.
Joey: (after a moment's consideration) I'm never gonna get to be a best man!