Season 1 Episode 16

The One with Two Parts (1)

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Feb 23, 1995 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Ross: (introducing themselves in Lamaze class) I'm Ross Geller, and that's, that's my boy in there. And, uh, this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch. Susan is, um, Carol's... mmm... Who's next?
      Lamaze Instructor: I'm sorry, I didn't get that, Susan is...?
      Ross: Susan is Carol's, Carol's, Carol's, Carol's friend...
      Susan: Life partner.
      Ross: Like buddies.
      Susan: Like lovers.
      Ross: You know how close women can get.
      Carol: Susan and I live together.
      Ross: Although I was married to her.
      Susan: Carol, not me.
      Ross: Right.
      Carol: It's a little complicated.
      Ross: A little.
      Susan: But we're fine.
      Ross: Absolutely. (to another couple) So, twins! (laughs self-consciously) That's like two births... Ouch!