Frisky Dingo

Season 1 Episode 2

Meet Awesome X

Aired Monday 12:30 AM Oct 23, 2006 on Adult Swim



  • Quotes

    • Stan: Five million dollars?!
      Xander: Well, I had to pay her off. I can't have some blabbedy-mouth hooker running around with my secret identity! That's the first thing they teach you.
      Stan: Nobody cares about your secret identity!
      Xander: It's to protect my loved ones.
      Stan: You don't have any loved ones!
      Xander: [gasp] Stan!
      Stan: Who? That girlfriend you treat like dirt? Your murdered parents?
      [Quick shot of pictures of Xander's parents]
      Stan: And you can say good-bye to the X-tacles.
      Xander: What?
      Stan: What "what"? You just spent their entire salary for the year.
      Xander: See, I knew you were going to trick me into doing this!
      Stan: Me? You're the one who paid five million dollars for a blowjob!
      Xander: I... it was a half-and-half, first of all; second of all... okay I'm going.