Stan: Five million dollars?!
Xander: Well, I had to pay her off. I can't have some blabbedy-mouth hooker running around with my secret identity! That's the first thing they teach you.
Stan: Nobody cares about your secret identity!
Xander: It's to protect my loved ones.
Stan: You don't have any loved ones!
Xander: [gasp] Stan!
Stan: Who? That girlfriend you treat like dirt? Your murdered parents?
[Quick shot of pictures of Xander's parents]
Stan: And you can say good-bye to the X-tacles.
Stan: What "what"? You just spent their entire salary for the year.
Xander: See, I knew you were going to trick me into doing this!
Stan: Me? You're the one who paid five million dollars for a blowjob!
Xander: I... it was a half-and-half, first of all; second of all... okay I'm going.