Fruits Basket Season 1 Episode 13

Hana: That reminds me. I thought I sensed Shigure's electric signals coming from the parents section.
Tohru: Oh, uh-huh. He came today. In fact there are two more Sohmas enrolling with the other first years. He came to see them.

Hatsuharu: Shut up! Stop acting like you're king of the friggin' world! You're making my ears bleed, you bastard!

Shigure: Yes, well, Hatsuharu and Momiji, they're like younger brothers to me. So, naturally, I will have to attend the entrance ceremony. It's only right that I should be there to support them on such an important day.
(Yuki, Kyo, and Tohru give Shigure a skeptical look.)
Shigure: Okay, why are you all staring at me like that? I hope you're not thinking I only want to go to look at the pretty high school girls. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Oh my word, you youngsters of little faith.

Black Haru: You stubborn idiot! What would you do if it was Yuki wearing the girls uniform, huh?
(An image of Yuki wearing in a girl's uniform appears in Takei's fantasy.)
Yuki: Haru, cut it out or I'll cut you off!
Black Haru: Oh, have my words made you angry?
Takei: It's beautiful!
Yuki: Stop imagining me!

(Student body president Takei continues his speech how he's to enforce the school code.)
Haru, Yuki, and Kyo (in unison): What a complete idiot.

Shigure: Despite what he(Akito) said, Tohru is very cute in a sweet way.
Hatori: For some reason, when you say that, it reeks of something illegal.

Momiji: I'm not supposed to goof around too much when I'm here, 'cause if i do, it'd be too easy for me to crash into girls. So I'm gonna play it "cool at school".
Kyo: How the hell can you call wearing a dress "cool"??