Danny: Wow! Steph, what are you wearing?
Danny: Let me rephrase that. What are you not wearing? (imitates buzzer) "Danny" for $100. What is a long-enough shirt?
(Michelle looks around her room and is stunned by how messy it is)
Michelle: Get ready to not watch TV for the rest of your life
Gia: Oh little Michelle! When you get older you'd understand.
Michelle: When you get older you still won't.
Stephanie: I'll handle it. Michelle, we've been taking orders from Dad all our lives what do we have to show for it.
Michelle: A nice house, good food, and a buck a week. Don't rock the boat.
Gia: Hello little Michelle. Are you ready for your first day of third grade?
Michelle: Are you ready for your third year of seventh grade?
Danny: (imitates buzzer) "Danny" for $100. What is a long-enough shirt?
This is similar to Jeopardy!, a very popular quiz show.
Jesse refers to Nicky and Alex as Ren and Stimpy which is a referrence to the cartoon Ren and Stimpy