Full House

Season 4 Episode 2

Crimes and Michelle's Demeanor

Aired Friday 9:00 PM Sep 28, 1990 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • (Stephanie and D.J. catch Michelle swimming in the kitchen)
      Stephanie: Having fun, Michelle?
      Michelle: Surf's up, dudes.
      D.J.: Surf's up, dudes? No, your time's up, dudette. I'm calling Dad.
      Stephanie: Wait. Is there any possibly way we can get blamed for this?
      D.J.: Not this time. Look at her. She's a sitting duck.
      Stephanie: We got her now! Dad, get in here!
      D.J.: Hurry up!
      Danny: (enters the kitchen) Girls, what's all the...
      (he accidentally steps into the pool)
      Michelle: No shoes in the pool!
      Danny: Girls, you better have an explanation for this.
      Stephanie: He's blaming us. This is a nightmare!
      D.J.: Dad, it's not our fault! Michelle dragged in her pool, Michelle filled it with water, Michelle blew up her floaties, and Michelle threw herself a pool party.
      Stephanie: Dad, the keyword here is... "Michelle".
      Danny: Well, if you saw her do all those things, why didn't you try and stop her?
      D.J.: Because you let her do whatever she wants.
      Danny: No, I don't.
      Michelle: Yes, you do. I'm a little princess.
      Danny: Uh-oh. This is all my fault.
      Stephanie: What?! She's off the hook again?!
      D.J.: She is really good!
      Danny: She is not off the hook. (to Michelle) Okay, little princess. You and I need to talk. Michelle: Am I in big trouble, mister?
      Danny: Yes, ma'am. Stand up, please. (to Stephanie and D.J.) Girls, if you'll excuse us for a moment, I need to talk to Michelle about her very first punishment.
      D.J.: Nail her, Dad! And if she tries to pull any of that cute stuff, think of your wet shoe.
      Danny: I'll remember that.