Danny: Michelle, did you start a pillow fight?
Michelle: Yes, I did.
Danny: Michelle, that was wrong. (to Stephanie and D.J.) You girls are in big trouble.
D.J.: Why are we in trouble?!
Danny: Because she's just a little girl. You're supposed to set an example.
D.J.: We did. We set an example of how destructive pillow fights can be.
Danny: Nice try. Now, according to the "Official Dads" Handbook, the punishment for furniture through a window is raking the yard to pay for it, and no music video awards.
(Stephanie and D.J. are disgusted)
Kimmy: Boy, Mr. T, you sucked all the fun outta this room.
Danny: Kimmy, I know I should punish you and not your parents, but I'm sending you home.