Full House Season 5 Episode 16

D.J.: Whoa! Steph, how many gallons of perfume did you put on?
Stephanie: I just put on 1 little dab. (secretly) On every inch of my body.

Danny: Am I the raddest, baddest dad a kid ever had?
D.J.: You were until you said that.

Kimmy: Where's Tommy Page? Tell him his love slave is ready to fulfill his every wish.
Danny: D.J., why did you tell Kimmy?
D.J.: Because I tell Kimmy everything.
Danny: Okay, then tell her to go home.
Kimmy: No can do, Mr. T. I saw Tommy's limo outside. Now, where are you hiding that hunkalicious boy-toy?
Danny: He's waiting downstairs. (Kimmy tries to run down there) Freeze, Gibbler! I need him in one piece. Now, look. Right now, I want the 2 of you to go out there and tell Jesse and Joey that we're ready. All right? And, Kimmy, please, don't do anything to embarrass us.
Kimmy: I'll be a perfect lady, until I see Tommy. Then you'll have to hose me down.

D.J.: I can't believe I thought Tommy liked me. I feel so stupid.
Stephanie: At least you didn't make out wedding invitations.

D.J.: You know what I just realized? I am sitting here talking to my little sister about boys and relationships. Steph, you're really growing up.
Stephanie: I must be, because ever since I turned 10, life got so complicated.

Stephanie: What would you do if another woman stole Uncle Jesse from you?
Rebecca: Well, sweetheart, that would never happen because your Uncle Jesse and I have a loving relationship based on mutual trust and respect....she'd never know what hit her.