D.J.: I'm really driving! I love it!
Jesse: Pretty good, huh, Danny?
Danny: Yeah. I'm actually feeling good about this.
D.J.: Can I turn on the radio?
Danny and Jesse: No.
Danny: Wait. Stop! Stop!
D.J.: Now what!?
Danny: You're heading straight for that tree. Don't you see it?
D.J.: You can't mean that tree on the other end of the lot. Dad, I am nowhere near it.
Danny: I didn't say you were near it. I asked you if you saw it. D.J., you are never gonna learn to drive if you don't listen to me.
D.J.: Well, I'm never gonna learn, because you don't want me to learn.
D.J.: Dad, I have to learn to drive with music, like a normal person.
Danny: I don't want you driving like a normal person. I want you driving like me.
"Driving Miss D.J.": An obvious play on the movie "Driving Miss Daisy"