Danny: D.J., you can't keep giving us the silent treatment.
D.J.: Okay, you wanna talk? Fine. I am totally humiliated! When this gets out at school, I'll never be asked out again! But that's what you wanted, isn't it? (storms upstairs)
Jesse: I think we were doing better with the silent treatment.
(Danny, Jesse, and Joey are walking around the parking lot of a drive-in looking for D.J.; a car they're standing in front of honks at them)
Jesse: Sorry! Jeez. I don't know anyone who goes to a drive-in and actually watches the movie.
Danny: Jesse, what's your take on this Pete guy?
Jesse: He's a good kid.
Danny: Good. D.J. just went out with him.
Jesse: What? You let her go out with that animal?
Danny: You just said he was a good kid.
Jesse: He's in a band. All he thinks about is girls. He's exactly like I was when I was seventeen.
Danny: Oh, my God.
Pete's sole appearance.
Title Pun: Three's a Crowd