Michelle's Flintstone-themed party with her friends starts out well, but everyone must be as accommodating as possible when Rebecca goes into labor.
Daniel Ernest "Danny" Tanner
Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis (recurring Season 2, 1989-1995)
Donna Jo Margaret "D.J." Tanner
Stephanie Judith Tanner
Michelle Elizabeth Tanner
Jesse: (about the twins) How'd they end up with Fred Mertz's hair?
Rebecca: Danny, what is this?!
Danny: Becky, it's your own camera crew. You know Mark and Eppy.
Rebecca: I know who they are. What are they doing in my room?
Danny: Don't you remember when you first announced you were pregnant on Wake Up, San Francisco? You promised all of our viewers that we'd get to see the whole thing on tape.
Rebecca: Yeah. Well, that's when I was thin, my hair was done, and I wasn't sweating.
Danny: That's not sweat. That's a mother's glow.
Rebecca: Kimmy, is Jesse okay?
Kimmy: I don't know. I got lost. But I did find Luke, this really cute guy with 2 broken arms. So I volunteered to spoon-feed 'em his jello.
Michelle: Did you have the twins yet?
Rebecca: No. Not yet.
Michelle: What's taking 'em so long?
Stephanie: Maybe they can't decide who should come out first.
D.J.: Well, it could take a while. According to my biology teacher, a woman can be in labor for days.
Danny: Becky, just keep breathing. Okay? We're almost through this one. Okay? The main thing is not to think about the pain. There is no pain. Pain is not part of the vocabulary. Pain does not exist.
Rebecca: Danny, d'you think you could say the word "pain" just a few more times?
Danny: Sorry. I'm just tryin' to help keep your mind off that not-so-great feeling.
Danny: (about Jesse) He just has to have an appendectomy.
Joey: Well, boys and girls, in scientific terms, an appendectomy is when they take that little thingamajig out of your Tom-Tom that you really don't need-need.
Michelle: Thanks for the presents and thanks for coming.
Teddy: This was a strange party.
Michelle: Happy Birthday to you.
Everyone else: (singing) Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Michelle, Alex, and Nicky. Happy birthday to... you.
Rebecca: Oh, honey. I'm so glad you made it on time.
Jesse: In time for what?
Rebecca: The birth of our babies.
Jesse: Oh that's right. Your having my baby. (sings) What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me!
Jesse: Danny, listen. If I don't make it out in time, can you help coach Becky through the childbirth?
Danny: Oh, Jess, no problem. I've been through this 3 times before. I could do this with one hand behind my back, which I might have to to keep this gown closed.
Danny: Jess, what's goin' on? Are you okay?
Jesse: Oh, sure. I'm fine. I just figured, heck, while I'm here, I might as well have my appendix taken out.
Danny: Can't you just let Becky have the babies? You are so competitive.
Doctor: How are you doing?
Rebecca: Fine. The contractions are 7 minutes apart.
Jesse: You know, mine are every time I breathe.
Doctor: What do you mean?
Jesse: Well, she says I'm havin' sympathy pains, but would I have them right around this black spot? (still in his Flinstone suit)
Doctor: Mind if I take a look?
(pushes on spot)
Doctor: Jesse, I'm afraid you may need to have your appendix taken out.
Jesse: No! No! No! I can't have my appendix taken out. I'm goin' into labor!
Clerk: Would Puff the Magic Dragon like a hospital gown?
Danny: Actually, I'd love one. And the name is Dino.
Clerk: Come with me.
Danny: Kimmy, do me a favor. Call home and tell 'em everything's okay.
Kimmy: Ya got a quarter?
Danny: Where would I keep it? Just call collect, and tell 'em to please brings some pants.
Kimmy: Right. Bring pants. (to the people behind her) Because he's not wearing any.
Kimmy: Mr. T, people are staring. Lose the lizard suit.
Danny: Why should I? I look fabulous in lavender. And I'm really into this character. (whispers) Truth is... I'm not wearin' any pants.
Kimmy: You're not wearing any pants?! GROSS!
Jesse: Look, I'm havin' twins here. I need some service. Can you call a bell hop or something?
Admitting Woman: Would you like a pool side room or an ocean view?
Jesse: Honey, would you like a pool side room or an ocean view?
Rebecca: Jess, she was kidding.
Jesse: I knew that.
Jesse: All right! Clear the path! Woman in labor here! Move! Move! Move! Move it! Move it! Move it!
Rebecca: Jess, why don't you just stick a sign on my back that says "Wide Load"?
Jesse: Well, you're 3 weeks early. I didn't have time to make a sign.
Jesse: Okay, everybody, this is it. Becky's ready to have the twins.
Stephanie: Get outta here!
Rebecca: Don't start that again! It's true. I'm gonna have the babies.
Michelle: At my party? This is better than Chuck E. Cheese!
Jesse: You can't possibly be goin' into labor, because I'M NOT READY YET!!
Rebecca: Well, ready or not, here they come.
Jesse: Get outta here!
Rebecca: Jess! We've already played this game. Now come on. I'm ready to have our babies.
Jesse: Have mercy!
Rebecca: Jess, you know that indigestion I've been having?
Jesse: Yeah, from Joey's Cocoa-Puff omlettes. I got it, too.
Rebecca: Yeah well my pangs are coming 10 minutes apart.
Jesse: Ow! So are mine.
Rebecca: Jess, I think it's time.
Jesse: I know. Put on your little costume. Your gonna make a great pregosaurus. I'm gonna get my club.
Jesse (dressed up as Fred Flinstone) I wouldn't do this for anyone but Michelle!
(he knocks on the door in Fred-Flintstone style)
Rebecca: I'm not Wilma.
Jesse: Just practicing.
Michelle: This is Comet, my pet stegosaurus.
Teddy: That's not a stegosaurus! That's a Golden Retriever.
Michelle: You got a bad attitude.
Danny: Deej, it was real sweet of you to dress up and play along like this.
D.J.: Just remember, when I get my driver's license, I've 2 words for you: Red Porsche.
Danny: And I have 2 words for you: Must pass.
Danny: Wilma! Would you gimme a hand pickin' up these crumbs? My arms haven't evolved yet.
D.J.: Ooga, ooga Dino.
Teddy: What kind of dinosaur are you?
Danny: I'm a Tidy-o-saurus. Please, kids, whatever ya do, keep the cave floor clean?
Rebecca: I think it's time to have the babies.
Rebecca: I think so.
Jesse: Get outta here!
Rebecca: I really do.
Rebecca: I think so!
Jesse: Get outta here!
Danny: Sorry I'm late. I had a little trouble gettin' my tail through the revolving door.
D.J.: Cave people never say "yea". They say "ooga-ooga"!
Teddy: How do you know they say "ooga-ooga"?
D.J.: Because I'm Wilma Flintstone. I was there.
Rebecca: Jess, just hold my hand.
Jesse: Won't your husband Donny be jealous?
Rebecca: Jess, you're my husband.
Jesse: I got a wife and a baby in the same day. Radical! (sings) Havin' my baby...!
Jesse: (to a doctor pushing a wheelchair) Hey, look at that. Doogie Howser. (grabs the wheelchair) Here we go. Sit down here in the wheelchair.
Rebecca: Forgive him. He's basically lost it.
Joey: (high voice) Hi, little baby boys. My name is Joey, and I'm gonna teach you how to do archery, bowling, hockey, race cars...
Jesse: Joey, Joey, they just learned how to open their eyes.
Joey: Okay, then. We'll just play peek-a-boo.
Michelle: Is anyone allowed to use a knife?
Teddy: I'll cut the cake. I take karate. Hiyah!
Michelle: Let's pig out!
Danny: Let's do a quick little intro before your next contraction. Huh?
Rebecca: Danny, I am not gonna do this!
Danny: We're rolling.
Rebecca: (to the camera) Hi. I'm Rebecca Donaldson, and I'm in labor.
Danny: And I am Danny Tanner, and right now, we are in Rebecca's very hospital room where she's about to give birth to twins. I'm gonna be here every second, coaching Becky through her delivery and giving you the play-by-play, as we all watch in amazement, the miracle of life.
Rebecca: Well, Danny, about that miracle, it's kind of a private thing that I'll be happy to talk about with you when I return to the show in a few weeks. But until then, this is Rebecca Donaldson saying, get outta my room.
Danny: And cut.
Michelle: There's nobody here but us kids?!
Teddy: That could never happen!
Michelle: It's true. We're home alone!
(all kids scream in the style of Kevin McAllister from "Home Alone")
Teddy: Let's eat birthday cake!
Michelle: They're so little. They can wear my doll's clothes.
Jesse: Hey, back off, Shorty. They're boys.
This is the 2nd episode in which Michelle "pigs out", but this time, her friends are involved, too.
Nicky and Alex Katsopolis are born.
Michelle: We're home alone! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
When the family runs out, leaving Michelle's party alone, Michelle and her friends make the same face and scream as Kevin McAllister did in the movie "Home Alone".
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