Daniel Ernest "Danny" Tanner
Joseph Alvin "Joey" Gladstone
Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis (recurring Season 2, 1989-1995)
Donna Jo Margaret "D.J." Tanner
Stephanie Judith Tanner
The subtitles in the DVD version referred to Stephanie as Steve when she claims that Steve captured Cropsy, and throughout the episode, they spelled Jesse and Rebecca's names wrong.
(the lights dim)
Michelle: The lights.
Stephanie: Okay. That's it. Where's my coat? Taxi!
D.J.: Steph, don't worry. Steve's calling for help right now.
Steve: (enters through the back) No, he's not.
Michelle, Stephanie, and D.J.: AAAAH!!
D.J.: Don't do that!
Steve: I'm sorry! I came in the back door. Look, the storm blew all the telephone lines down.
D.J.: Gilbert chewed right through the box. Boy, isn't that just like a rabbit?
Steve: Male counselor entering Chickadee Bedroom.
Michelle and D.J.: Steve!
(Stephanie and D.J. argue)
Michelle: Quiet! You're scaring Gilbert.
D.J.: Sorry, Michelle. We didn't mean to scare...
(she and Stephanie react)
Stephanie and D.J.: Gilbert?!
D.J.: Floppy-eared, sniffle-nosed, carrot-breath Gilbert?
Michelle: Easy. He's very sensitive about his breath.
Stephanie: Would you guys excuse me? I've gotta write a letter to David, Billy, Shawn, and Greg.
Danny: Those sound suspiciously like boys' names.
Joey: (British accent) By Jove! I think you've cracked the code, guv'nor!
Jesse: How's the welcome-home meal comin'?
Joey: Oh, perfect. I made all the girls' favorites. They'll love it!
Jesse: Oh, I miss those girls so much. I must've read Michelle's postcard 100 times. "Dear Family, I have to write this, or I can't go to lunch. Love, Michelle.". That munchkin. It's the first time I ever got through without cryin'.
Joey: What are ya? A stone?!
Joey: Jess, you look kinda tired. Rough night last night, huh?
Jesse: Yeah. The twins. They wouldn't sleep in their new beds, so they had to sleep with us. You ever spend the whole night with a toe in your ear?
Joey: Not someone else's.
Steve: It was a dark and stormy night. Old Man Cropsy looked out the window and saw a bulldozer bearing down on his cabin! (imitates Cropsy) "Oh, no!" (normally) He ran down to stop it, but his foot got caught in a broken floorboard! The thunder was so loud, that nobody could hear Cropsy's scream. (imitates Cropsy's scream for help) That bulldozer buried him alive under a pile of rubble and mud. You know what they built right where Cropsy's cabin was? This camp. So now, whenever it rains, out of the slimy sludge it comes, just looking for scared little campers. Half-man, half-mud. THE CROPSY MANIAC!!!
(the kids freak out, then Steve turns the lights back on)
Steve: Gee, I hope I didn't scare anybody.
Michelle: Not me. I was just looking for a sock.
Steve: Male counselor entering Chickadee Bunk.
D.J.: Hi, Steve.
Girl: D.J., your husband's here.
D.J.: He's not my husband.
Michelle: Not yet.
(she and the other kids laugh, then D.J. and Steve kiss)
Michelle and the other kids: Ooh!
D.J.: Hey, Steph, do you have those plastic sandals I lent you?
Stephanie: No, but I know where they are.
D.J.: Great. Where are they?
Stephanie: At the bottom of the lake.
D.J.: I told you they wouldn't fit!
Stephanie: It's not my fault you have big feet.
Steve: Don't worry, girls. I was on the wrestling team for 2 years.
(he prepares to fight Cropsy)
Steve: Uh, 3 years would've been better.
Michelle: Uncle Jesse, could you please not call me Munchkin anymore?
Jesse: Why? I've called you Munchkin for years. You've been my munchkin since day 1.
Michelle: Yeah, but everybody at camp called me Trail-Mix.
Jesse: Trail-Mix. It's cute. If you're a raisin.
Michelle: What was that, Uncle Jesse?
Jesse: Oh, I said it's amazin' how cute that name actually is.
D.J.: What was that?
Steve: Don't worry, it was probably just the wind.
Stephanie: Just the wind? Just the wind? IT'S NEVER "JUST THE WIND"!!
(D.J. shuts her mouth)
Danny: I don't get it. When I was a kid and I came back from Camp Metalarc, I couldn't wait to be home. I was so happy. I kissed my parents, I kissed my bed, I kissed the floor.
Joey: Danny, it was a day camp.
Danny: Yeah, but it was a very long day.
First (and only) mentioning of the Cropsy Maniac.
Dylan and Blake Tuomy-Wilhoit (Nicky & Alex) are now credited in the opening.
Steve: The Cropsy Maniac!
The tale of the "Cropsy Maniac" terrorizing the camp may be a reference to the movie The Burning, in which the maniac was a janitor who was seriously burned by the campers in a prank gone awry.
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