Full House Season 8 Episode 23

Michelle: Dad, there's a jumping contest next week, and I really want to be in it. So does Peppermill. He practically begged me!
Danny: I don't know, Michelle. You just started riding. In order to be in one of those contests, you'd need a whole formal riding outfit. It costs a lot of money.
Michelle: I don't mind.

Woman: (waves a dollar bill in Danny's face) After you finish with that horse, could you comb my little girl's?
Danny: Oh, I don't work here.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry. You just seemed to have the air of stable help.
Danny: Well, in that case, I'll take the dollar. Thank you.

Joey: You know what, Jess? If we're gonna be on live TV with professional wrestlers, I've gotta go find my tights, because otherwise I'm gonna have to shave my legs!
Jesse: God, I hope he finds them.

Michelle: What if I don't win?
Danny: Don't worry, honey. Winning is not everything.
Michelle: I'm glad to hear that.
Danny: Yeah. As long as you beat that Elizabeth girl with the loudmouth mother.

Stephanie: We're rehearsing as scene from Romeo and Juliet, and I'm Juliet, and Andrew Berkley is my Romeo. He's a total babe!
Becky: You know, I did that play in junior high. It wasn't a lot of fun, though. Well, I went to an all girls school. In fact, I was Romeo.

Stephanie: (to Becky, about the guy she's doing Romeo and Juliet with) The problem is, whenever we get to the kissing part, he just stops.
Michelle: That's because you have dry lips.
Stephanie: Excuse me, but I do not have dry lips!
Michelle: Oh yeah? They look like two sun-dried gummy bears!
Becky: Don't listen to her, Steph. Your lips aren't (stops, looks at Stephanie's lips) You might want to think about breathing through your nose.
Stephanie: Chapstick! I need chapstick!

Andrew: (won't kiss Stephanie during rehearsal) And we kiss. End of scene.
Michelle: I knew it. Dry lips!
Andrew: Excuse me?
Michelle: That's okay, I don't blame you. It's like kissing a cactus!