Elizabeth's Mother: (to her daughter) Aww, there's my little champion! Now, listen, don't forget, after you win, we're going out for a big victory dinner.
Danny: Michelle, after you win, we're going out for a big victory dinner......and a victory movie!
Elizabeth's Mother: Now, Elizabeth, remember what I said to you about visualizing. Picture yourself jumping and clearing the hurdles.
Danny: Michelle, you picture yourself jumping and clearing those exact same hurdles, only jumping higher and faster!
Elizabeth's Mother: How dare you steal our visualizations! I paid good money for those!
Michelle: Um, Dad, we really need to get ready for the contest.
Elizabeth's Mother: (to Elizabeth) I'll see you in the winner's circle.
Danny: Winner's circle. I guess you'll be there to congratulate us!
(the adults leave)
Michelle: (to Elizabeth) Riding used to be fun.
Elizabeth: Yeah, before parents got involved.
Michelle: Dad, there's a jumping contest next week, and I really want to be in it. So does Peppermill. He practically begged me!
Danny: I don't know, Michelle. You just started riding. In order to be in one of those contests, you'd need a whole formal riding outfit. It costs a lot of money.
Michelle: I don't mind.
Woman: (waves a dollar bill in Danny's face) After you finish with that horse, could you comb my little girl's?
Danny: Oh, I don't work here.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry. You just seemed to have the air of stable help.
Danny: Well, in that case, I'll take the dollar. Thank you.
Joey: You know what, Jess? If we're gonna be on live TV with professional wrestlers, I've gotta go find my tights, because otherwise I'm gonna have to shave my legs!
Jesse: God, I hope he finds them.
Michelle: What if I don't win?
Danny: Don't worry, honey. Winning is not everything.
Michelle: I'm glad to hear that.
Danny: Yeah. As long as you beat that Elizabeth girl with the loudmouth mother.
Stephanie: We're rehearsing as scene from Romeo and Juliet, and I'm Juliet, and Andrew Berkley is my Romeo. He's a total babe!
Becky: You know, I did that play in junior high. It wasn't a lot of fun, though. Well, I went to an all girls school. In fact, I was Romeo.
Stephanie: (to Becky, about the guy she's doing Romeo and Juliet with) The problem is, whenever we get to the kissing part, he just stops.
Michelle: That's because you have dry lips.
Stephanie: Excuse me, but I do not have dry lips!
Michelle: Oh yeah? They look like two sun-dried gummy bears!
Becky: Don't listen to her, Steph. Your lips aren't (stops, looks at Stephanie's lips) You might want to think about breathing through your nose.
Stephanie: Chapstick! I need chapstick!
Andrew: (won't kiss Stephanie during rehearsal) And we kiss. End of scene.
Michelle: I knew it. Dry lips!
Andrew: Excuse me?
Michelle: That's okay, I don't blame you. It's like kissing a cactus!
Danny: I don't know if you saw Michelle riding out there, but if she entered this competition, she could win.
Elizabeth's Mother: Enjoy your little fantasy, because in reality, my Elizabeth wins this competition every year.
Danny: Oh really? Well, not this year, because Michelle Tanner's gonna kick your butt!
Elizabeth's Mother: (after a long pause) Come along, Elizabeth. This is why you don't go to public school! (they leave)
Danny: Come on Michelle, we're going shopping.
Michelle: But Dad, I thought you didn't want to spend all that money on new stuff.
Danny: Yes, but that was before I was reminded how much money I'm saving by sending you to public school!
Michelle's new horse-riding friend's name is Elizabeth. Coincidentally, Michelle's middle name is also Elizabeth.
Michelle's number is 8 and Elizabeth's is 11.
It is revealed in this episode that Rebecca went to an all-girl school.
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