Becky reminds Jesse that her mother initially wasn't happy when she started dating Jesse, but that doesn't seem quite right. First of all, Becky's parents didn't even meet Jesse until the night before their wedding in Season 4, and when they did, Becky's mother was clearly delighted with him. If anybody had a problem with Jesse, it was Becky's father, so this comment from Becky doesn't make sense.
Michelle: You're dating Viper?
Stephanie: We thought you were dating Mongo.
DJ: Me and Mongo? What are you, insane?
Stephanie: See, this is exactly what happens when you hide your diary.
(Rebecca put a quarter in the TV and the bed started vibrating)
Rebecca: If a slot in the TV turns the bed on...(she puts a quarter in the slot on the bed and hears the toilet flush) That's a good thing to know.
Joey: Anyone got change for a twenty?
Rebecca: Do you think my mother was happy when I started dating you?
Jesse: Uh hu.
Rebecca: NO! I had to show her there was more to you than rock-n-roll and a harlay.
DJ: Yeah, there's more to Viper too.
Kimmy: Yeah. Have you seen him in tight jeans?
Jesse: Oh my God. I'm starting to sound like my father.
Rebecca: Actually, you're more like my mother.
Jesse: Oh, yeah right. Lke I make dry pot roast and talk back to Matlock.
Jesse: Well, I'm about to say something I bet Elvis never said. Let's polka baby.
(Steph and Michelle see DJ talking to mongo)
Michelle: DJ's new secret boyfriend is Mongo.
Steph: if they get married she'll be misses Mongo and they'll have mongeese.
Jesse: (on phone with danny) Calm down and don't do anything rash (hangs up phone)
Jesse: VIPER YOU'RE FIRED
Viper: Sorry dude, I didn't know it was your cupcake
Jesse: It had nothing to do with the cupcake dude. You know the rules, no dating my family members.
Viper: There's no rule against that.
Jesse: Oh you're right. All in favor? (Jesse raises his hand) You're outta here!
Viper: You can kick me out of the band, but you can't tell me how to live my life. See ya, pops. Viper walks away
Jesse:Pops?... And give me back my cupcake!!!
(Viper throws the cupcake and nails Jesse in the face)
Jesse: Thank you...
D.J.: Dad, I'm seventeen. You can't tell me who to date.
Danny: I'm not telling you who to date, I'm telling you who not to date.
This episode was mostly shut out by Election Day news when the episode was first aired.
On The Road Again is the same episode name of Disney Channel's Hannah Montana.
The title of this episode comes from Willie Nelson's seminal country song of the same name.