Stewardess: Your attention, please. The captain has informed me there's a heavy snowstorm in the Rocky Mountain Area, so we will be making an unscheduled landing.
(every passenger (minus Jesse and Nick) moans in disgrace)
Jesse and Nick: WHAT?!
Stewardess: Sorry if I bummed you out.
(in a baggage claim, the passengers run inside)
Stephanie: Daddy, Daddy, we can't stay here.
Danny: Don't worry, sweetheart. I'm sure we won't be here long.
Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, due to this totally incredible blizzard, Flight 4-11, that's us, will remain grounded until morning.
Stephanie: What did you say?!!
Stewardess: So let me be the first to wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas.