As Jesse and Joey are preparing Michelle for the camera crew to come, her changing table is set up in the bathroom. Why wouldn't it be in her bedroom, where it always is?
Kimmy mentions that Stephanie looks like the kid from Poltergeist. She is referring to the Stephen Speilberg movie, Poltergeist. But the quote They're back! isn't from the original Poltergeist but from the sequel. They're here! is the real quote from Poltergeist.
(Jesse is chasing a ferret)
Joey: What are you gonna do to him?
Jesse: Think of it this way: I'm moving senior ferret one step up into a spiritual enlightenment.
Joey: Whats the next step up for a ferret?
Jesse: Somewhere between rat and lawyer.
(Joey took the ladder away to keep Jesse trapped in the vents)
Jesse: Joey, give me the ladder!
Joey: I'm not putting the ladder back until we have a talk.
Joey: You have to promise me that if you capture the ferret, you'll let him go in a safe and pleasant environment.
Jesse: Ok, fine. I'll capture him, I'll buy him a little ferret condo, I'll fix him up with a hot little mink and send him to Club Med for the winter.
Jesse: In order to catch a ferret, you must... become one with the ferret.
Joey: Oh sure. Like this? (he starts imitating a ferret)
Jesse: Joey when you were a kid, did you fall out of a tree house?
Jesse: I have great news. I met a girl today.
Joey: That's not news, that's sports!
Stephanie: (grabs Danny's leg) Daddy, thank goodness you're home!
Danny: Aww, I missed you too, sweetheart. Did you miss all of me, or just my leg?
DJ: Stephanie says she's hearing a monster in the garage, but if you ask me, it's just a desperate plea for attention.
Danny: DJ, stop watching Oprah, and start doing your homework.
Ronnie: Hello, I'm Ronnie. That's short for Veronica.
DJ: Hi, I'm DJ. That's short for Donna Jo.
Stephanie: I'm Stephanie. (pauses) I'm just short.
DJ: Stephanie, why do you keep following me?
Stephanie: Because you keep leaving me.
DJ: Steph, I know you're just a little kid with no life of your own, but Kimmy and I are trying to talk woman-to-woman.
Stephanie: I'm a woman. I'm a little woman, but I'm a woman!
Little Girl: (hugs Danny during filming of his family life) Hi, Daddy!
Danny: (perplexed) Oh, hi honey. Awwww, she's so sweet, she's so cute......who is she?
Ronnie: She's your adopted daughter. We thought it would be great for your image.
Danny: Honey, are your parents here?
Little Girl: In the kitchen.
Danny: Okay, you go in the kitchen and go see them. Aww, she's so adorable. Almost as adorable as my little baby. Where is my baby?
Ronnie: We decided to go with the adoption. To be perfectly honest, Michelle just wasn't right for the part.
Danny: You're saying that my baby wasn't right for the part of my baby?
Joey: I auditioned for the part, and I came this close!
This episode was recorded prior to Joey's Place.
First (and only) appearance of Ronnie Gardener, the director, turned cue-card holder, of the promo in this episode.
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