Little Girl: (hugs Danny during filming of his family life) Hi, Daddy!
Danny: (perplexed) Oh, hi honey. Awwww, she's so sweet, she's so cute......who is she?
Ronnie: She's your adopted daughter. We thought it would be great for your image.
Danny: Honey, are your parents here?
Little Girl: In the kitchen.
Danny: Okay, you go in the kitchen and go see them. Aww, she's so adorable. Almost as adorable as my little baby. Where is my baby?
Ronnie: We decided to go with the adoption. To be perfectly honest, Michelle just wasn't right for the part.
Danny: You're saying that my baby wasn't right for the part of my baby?
Joey: I auditioned for the part, and I came this close!