Danny: Well, we're doin' great, but we gotta hit that $1,000,000 mark by the end of the show. The kids are counting on ya. Rebecca: When we go off the air, don't forget about all those other important charities that need your help.
Mr. Strowbridge: Congratulations. You guys are now the hosts. Your first job... (looks at Danny, who is still asleep) Wipe his chin!
Kimmy: Mr. T, I brought my unicycle. If you need me, I'm ready to ride. Danny: That's very sweet of you to offer, and, gosh darn, Kimmy, if this show wasn't supposed to be entertaining, you'd be right in there.
Danny: Joey, what's in the donut boxes? Joey: Donuts. Danny: Great. Donuts go on the donut table. Joey: It's a good thing I ran into you.
Mr. Strowbridge: Tanner? Oh, Tanner, I gave you 24 hours if airtime on my station, because I have total confidence in you. (mildly furiously) Now, don't screw this up! Danny: Don't worry, Mr. Strowbridge. Everything's under control. Mr. Strowbridge: Then how come you're not wearing any shoes? Danny: Oh, that's because I wanted to impress you with my brand-new designer socks. Wardrobe!
Danny: Kiss today good-bye. Rebecca: Maybe we should do this later. Danny: No! We do what we have to do. And I can't regret... Rebecca: Oh, you're gonna regret this. Danny: What I did for love. What I did for love. Danny and Rebecca: Gone. Love is never gone. As we travel on, love's what we'll remember. Danny: Kiss today good-bye. Rebecca: Kiss my career good-bye. Danny: Point me toward tomorrow. Rebecca: Point me toward the exit! Danny: Wish me luck. Same to you. Rebecca: Yeah, the same to you, fella. Danny: Oh, I can't forget, won't regret, what I did for love. What I did for love. What I did for... Danny, Rebecca, and Joey: Love!
Danny: I close my eyes for two seconds, and it's the Kimmy Gibbler Telethon. Joey: Danny, you've been out for 4 hours. Danny: (checks his watch) 4 HOURS?! Why didn't somebody wake me?! Oh, my gosh! Uh, I'm ruined! I ruined the telethon! My life is over! Rebecca: Danny, we're still on the air. (she hands Danny the microphone) Danny: (calmly) That concludes the dramatic portion of our show.
Jesse: (to camera) Well, it seems like we-- We have a little gap in the entertainment...And uh, not that we're in trouble or anything but I know there are a lot of great acts in town this week: The Bolshoi Ballet, the Beach Boys, Chimps on Ice. If any of you are out there watching I'm not gonna beg but please, please come down and help us out.
For some reason, ABC Family skips Stephanie's line saying the phone number to make a pledge.
Mike Love: Ever since Ringo started touring, we've had drummers like this. Ringo Starr was a member of the British rock group the Beatles.
S 8 : Ep 21
Aired 3/21/95
S 8 : Ep 13
Aired 1/10/95
S 8 : Ep 9
Aired 11/29/94
S 7 : Ep 15
Aired 1/11/94
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