Danny: I close my eyes for two seconds, and it's the Kimmy Gibbler Telethon.
Joey: Danny, you've been out for 4 hours.
Danny: (checks his watch) 4 HOURS?! Why didn't somebody wake me?! Oh, my gosh! Uh, I'm ruined! I ruined the telethon! My life is over!
Rebecca: Danny, we're still on the air.
(she hands Danny the microphone)
Danny: (calmly) That concludes the dramatic portion of our show.