Full House Season 5 Episode 14

Danny: You do the crime, you do the time.

Stephanie: Okay, Michelle, we've got your candy, popcorn, mints, licorice, and of course, bon-bons.
Michelle: You forgot the nachos.
Stephanie: Michelle, let's not be pigs.
D.J.: Hey, Steph, where's my change?
Stephanie: Change? If there was any money left, I would have bought nachos.

D.J.: Okay, we're going to the movies. Put on your coats and act adorable.
Michelle: I cannot leave this house. Dad said.
D.J.: Well, Dad's not here. I'm in charge. That makes me Dad.
Stephanie: Until the real dad comes back and makes you grounded.

Danny: Deej, I really owe ya one.
D.J.: Like, one red Mustang convertible?

(Michelle sniffles)
Manager: Now, don't cry.
Michelle: I'm not crying, I've got the sniffles.
(Michelle sniffles again)
Michelle: That was a good one.

Danny: Let's go to a movie. How about "The Littlest Sea Lion"? You girls seen that yet?
Stephanie: No, Dad, I can honestly say we haven't.

Manager: Now, why in the world would Kimmy Gibbler tell you you're the 1,000,000th customer? We've only been open a week.
Stephanie: Well, sir, I'm sorry to hafta tell you this, but you've hired a nutcase.