Weeb: SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!! My biggest day of the year, and you guys wreck the TV's! I'm ruined!
(he cries in agony)
(Jesse puts his arms around him)
Jesse: Weeb, Weeby, Weebula. Please, please, it's okay, Weeby. It's just a silly game.
Weeb: (a bit angry) Silly game? I broke 11 bones playing that silly game.
Jesse: Was it painful?
Weeb: I don't know. They weren't mine.