Norma: Miss Tanner, is it possible there's a Super Bowl party going on in there?
D.J.: Uh, no...
Weeb and his friends: (behind door) TOUCHDOWN!!!
(D.J. overhears them cheering)
D.J.: Yes. But it's not my party. I don't like football at all. I'd much rather study. Football's so barbaric, and stupid, and pointless.
Norma: What a shame, because I love football.
D.J.: (truthfully) As do I. You didn't let me finish.
Norma: If my car hadn't broken down, I'd be watching the game right now. Let's cut to the chase, Miss Tanner. Your grades are excellent. Your essay was superlative. You got the scholarship!
(she gets out of her seat in excitement)
D.J.: Mrs. Bedrosian, thank you!
Norma: I'm sure you'll make us all very proud, dear. (points to the living room, excited) Now to the game!
(along the way to the living room, Norma grabs a bag of nacho cheese chips)
Norma: Nacho cheese! Ya gotta love it!