Full House

Season 7 Episode 2

The Apartment

Aired Friday 9:00 PM Sep 21, 1993 on ABC
out of 10
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Episode Summary

Danny is uncomfortable with the idea of D.J. being at Steve's apartment, but he reluctantly agrees. D.J. and Steve end up alone together. Danny finds out and heads over to Steve's place, and he jumps to the wrong conclusion when he finds the lovebirds asleep on the couch.moreless

Who was the Episode MVP ?

  • Funny Episode -- LOVED IT!?!?!

    I love when the kitchen gets completely destroyed....I love those father-daughter moments between D.J. & Danny.
  • good

    Danny does not like the idea of DJ going to Steve's apartment. When DJ does not make it home before her curfew, Danny goes to Steve's apartment and overreacts when he finds them both on his couch, asleep. Will DJ and Steve be allowed to see each other anymore?

    Good episode. The scene of the kitchen being destroyed, at the time I first watched this, was one of the funniest moments of the series for me. The fact it was being destroyed and nobody could get Joey's attention… wow, it just seemed so funny at the time. Overall this is a pretty good episode, and so because of all of this my final grade is in the "B" Rangemoreless
  • how many times out of 196 shows did there kitchen get destroyed?

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  • new kitchen floor

    This episode was just an average episode. It was funny when Danny fell through the chair trying to spy on DJ. It was also funny when Joey was listening to his relaxation tapes and didn't know what was going on around him. Even when the kitchen started to fill with cement. This was in the 90's why was Danny so shocked that a girl, Cathy Santoni, was pregnant. Din't he trust he raised DJ well enough to trust her to make right decisions?moreless
John Stamos

John Stamos

Jesse Katsoplis

Bob Saget

Bob Saget

Daniel Ernest "Danny" Tanner

Dave Coulier

Dave Coulier

Joseph Alvin "Joey" Gladstone

Lori Loughlin

Lori Loughlin

Rebecca Donaldson-Katsopolis (recurring Season 2, 1989-1995)

Candace Cameron

Candace Cameron

Donna Jo Margaret "D.J." Tanner

Jodie Sweetin

Jodie Sweetin

Stephanie Judith Tanner

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (1)

    • When Danny is standing on the chair looking into Steve's apartment when he is spying on D.J., he is tall enough to look through the window above the door. But after he falls and D.J. opens up the door we see that the chair is really small. So he could not possibly see over the door just by standing on a chair.

  • QUOTES (15)

    • Stephanie: Boy. He really streamlined that dad talk.
      Michelle: Yeah. We got off pretty easy.
      Michelle: Maybe not.

    • Danny: Okay. I'd say it's time for my midday pre-dust spot cleaning.
      Rebecca: Danny, you're not gonna eavesdrop on 'em, are ya?
      Danny: 'Course not. I'm gonna watch 'em like a hawk.

    • Kimmy: (reads the number to Steve's apartment) Okay. 555-6410.
      Danny: Okay. Thank you.
      Kimmy: But don't bother calling her.
      Danny: Why not?
      Kimmy: Steve's phone isn't hooked up yet.
      Danny: Gibbler! I want it right away. Just hurry up!
      Kimmy: Wait! I think I have his address somewhere. Hang on!
      (she digs into her drawers to find Steve's address)
      Danny: ...I'll talk to your parents, and I'll have you grounded. I don't care if you're not my kid. Get me that address right now!

    • Kimmy: Hello?
      Danny: Yeah. Hi, Kimmy. It's Mr. Tanner. I'm lookin' for D.J. I thought you were with her at Steve's apartment.
      Kimmy: My parents wouldn't let me at a boy's apartment unsupervised. They have rules, you know. What kind of father are you?
      Danny: I don't have time for this. All right? Just gimme the number.
      Kimmy: Okay! Okay! Hang on there, tea bag. Boy. Somebody's trap door is buttoned too tight.

    • Steve: I've got total freedom. Watch this. (stands on the coffee table) I can stand on the coffee table! I can have ice cream for dinner. Ready? Watch this. (eats ice cream from the carton) Mmm! This is my dinner. And check this out. Ready? (walks up to the stereo) I could crank up the stereo as loud as I want, WHENEVER I WANT!!!
      (he does so, and does air guitar, until he hears thumping)
      Man: Turn it down, you punks!!
      (Steve turns the stereo off)
      Steve: Or I can crank it way down, whenever that guy wants.

    • (Joey is listening to a tranquility tape)
      Rebecca: How do you get him out of it?
      Jesse: Simple. You hafta change the message. Watch this.
      (he speaks in Joey's left ear like the voice in his tape)
      Jesse: I am a tranquil idiot.
      Joey: I am a tranquil... (awakens and reacts) Hey! C'mon! Come on! I'm tryin' to escape from the pressures of everyday life.

    • Danny: If you're happy and you know it,
      dust your stuff.
      If you're happy and you know it,
      dust your stuff.
      If it's dusty and you know it,
      then ceramic's gonna show it.
      If you're happy and you know it,
      dust your stuff! Yeah!

    • D.J.: Oh. One more thing, about Steve's apartment...
      Danny: No, it's okay. You can go. I trust you. As long as you're back by curfew. All right?
      D.J.: Thanks, Dad. That's great. But what I was gonna say is, Steve's land-lord says you owe 'em 30 bucks for that chair you broke.
      Danny: WHAT?! That piece o' junk?!!

    • Danny: Man. What a mess up there, Jess. Is there anything worse than ground leaves in a carpet?
      (Jesse sees cement pouring into the kitchen while Joey is still meditating)
      Jesse: Yep.
      Danny: MY KITCHEN! Joey, do something! (to Jesse) I'll try ta keep it from spreading, you catch it off the chute!
      (Jesse tries to catch the cement in his hands, but to no avail, then he tries to do it with his shirt)
      Danny: Not your shirt! Get a bowl! Get a bowl!
      Jesse: A bowl. All right.
      Danny: Oh, no!
      (Jesse picks up a china bowl from the table)
      Jesse: Here! I got a bowl! I got a bowl!
      Danny: No, no, no, not that bowl. That's my fine china!
      (Jesse throws the bowl back to Danny, runs to the fridge, grabs a bigger and clear bowl from the top, and runs back to Danny)
      (Jesse throws the bowl back to Danny, again)
      Danny: Oh, Jesse!
      (Jesse grabs a big wooden drawer)
      Jesse: How 'bout this drawer? Do you have any emotional attachment to the drawer?
      Danny: No, I mean, I like it, but...
      (Jesse empties the drawer and catches the pouring cement in it)

    • D.J.: Dad, you're blowing this way outta proportion!
      Danny: "Way outta proportion"?!! You see a SWAT team with me?! You see helicopters circling the building?! You see the Bat-signal out there?!?! I don't!
      D.J.: Okay! Okay, Dad! I said I was sorry!
      Danny: And I said let's go.

    • Steve: We can finally be alone without your father barging in, or your sisters, or your uncle, or your dog... you know, you have a lot of people living in that house.

    • D.J.: He's following us again, I don't believe it, he's Hoovered us out of every room in the house!

    • Michelle: Dad, Stephanie's throwing my hobby out the window.
      Stephanie: I had to. I need a leaf blower just to get to my bed. She's crazy!
      Michelle: I am not.
      Stephanie: Oh, yeah?! Then why did you throw Mr. Bear out the window?!
      Michelle: 'Cause I couldn't lift your desk.

    • Danny: I don't know if you noticed but I was following you around with the vacuum cleaner today.
      D.J.:I thought that was you.

    • Steve: I have Terminator or Indecent Proposal.
      Both: Terminator.

  • NOTES (7)