Full House Season 6 Episode 13

Jesse: Today, on "The Cartoons of our Lives", Bullwinkle has a secret rendezvous with the woman of his dreams.
Joey: (imitates Olive Oyl) Oh, Bullwinkle! You big moose. You really know how to sweet-talk a girl. (imitates Bullwinkle) Oh! Sorry, Olive. I didn't see ya standin' there behind that broomstick.
Jesse: Will Bullwinkle and Olive Oyl find true love, or will Popeye say...?
Joey: (imitates Popeye) 'Ey, ya furry forest freak! Stay away from me girl...! Before I make a hat rack outta ya.
Jesse: Find out tomorrow on the continuing saga of "The Cartoons of our Lives".

D.J.: I missed you, Steve.
Steve: I missed you, too.
Stephanie: I missed you, Josh.
Josh: You were only gone for, like, a second.

Michelle: (feels Joey's forehead) You feel cool. I thought you said you had the hots for her.
Joey: (long silence) Well, um.....maybe you misunderstood me.
Michelle: You're Alison, right?
Alison: Yes.
Michelle: He has the hots for you.

Josh: Steve, do you understand women?
Steve: Well, enough not to wipe my mouth off when they kiss me.

Stephanie: (to D.J.) What was I thinking? Why did I kiss him?
Michelle: You kissed a boy? (pauses) Eww, cooties!