Jesse: (to Michelle and Teddy) Now, I want you two to listen to me. This is not a toy store, all right? This is very expensive equipment that I'm still not done paying for, so under no conditions are you to touch anything in this studio.
Michelle: My feet are touching the floor.
Teddy: She's got you there!
Michelle: (wanders into Jesse's empty studio) Hello, anybody home? (walks up to Jesse's equipment) This looks like big fun.
Good Michelle: (appears out of nowhere) Ah, ah, ah. Michelle Elizabeth Tanner, I am shocked!
Michelle: So am I. Who are you?
Good Michelle: I'm the Good Michelle. I tell you the right thing to do.
Bad Michelle: (appears out of nowhere) Don't listen to that wimp!
Michelle: Uh-oh! You must be the Bad Michelle.
Bad Michelle: Duh!
Good Michelle: Don't listen to her.
Bad Michelle: Stick a sock in it, goody pants.
Michelle: You've got a bad attitude.
Bad Michelle: Thanks. Now, go on, break the stupid rules.
Michelle: But I'll get in trouble.
Bad Michelle: Not if you don't get caught.
Good Michelle: Good girls always follow the rules.
Michelle: What to do? What to do?
Bad Michelle: What are you? A chicken?! (clucks like a chicken)
Good Michelle: Be good. Be good. Be good.
Bad Michelle: (chants) Party! Party! Party...!
Michelle: Enough! It's party time!
(she fiddles with Jesse's equipment)
Bad Michelle: All right! You're bad to the bone!
Good Michelle: Where did I go wrong?
Rebecca: (after everyone finds out that Michelle ran away to Teddy's) What are you gonna do?
Danny: First, I'm gonna hug her, then I'm gonna kiss her, and then I'm gonna ground her for life.
Michelle: Pick a card, any card.
Teddy: Aw, man, I got the Old Maid again!
Michelle: Don't ever play this for money.
Good Michelle: (after Michelle tells off the Bad Michelle) Michelle, I'm so proud of you.
Michelle: Thank you.
Good Michelle: And remember, always do the right thing.
Michelle: Oh, I will.
(the Good Michelle disappears)
Michelle: She can get on my nerves.
Bad Michelle: I got another great idea.
Michelle: I don't wanna hear it.
Bad Michelle: Let's sneak out and watch Yo! MTV Raps.
Michelle: I want you out of here.
(the Bad Michelle blows a raspberry and disappears)
Michelle: I like the way she dresses.
Michelle: Uncle Jesse, were you really going to leave me at Teddy's?
Jesse: What do you think? (Opens the suitcase and the suitcase is empty.)
Michelle: My room! My bed! My pig! I love this place.
Danny: (about Michelle running away) Michelle, don't you ever do this again. You had us worried sick!
Michelle: You're telling me. I was gonna sleep with the dog!
Michelle: Wait! You forgot something.
Jesse: What did we forget?
Michelle: Teddy, where am I gonna sleep tonight?
Teddy: We're out of beds. You can sleep in the kitchen with Sparky.
Teddy's Dad: Does your family know you're here?
Michelle: No. When you run away, you don't tell.
Teddy's Mom: Why did you run away, sweetheart?
Michelle: (referring to Jesse) To teach Uncle Tattletale a lesson!
Teddy's Sister: She's really cute. Can we keep her?
Michelle: I'm a fun girl!
Teddy's Dad: Well, until we get this whole thing straightened out, you're welcome to stay here.
Michelle: Thanks, new dad!
Jesse: I'm gonna sit right here and finish my work... Starting tomorrow. Who wants ice cream?!
Michelle: (to Jesse) Thanks a lot, Uncle Tattletale.
Jesse: I am not a tattletale. (turns to Danny) Danny, she just called me a--. All right. So I'm a tattletale. But it's not my fault, because you were messin' 'round with my stuff.
Michelle: I thought I was your little munchkin, but I was wrong.
This is the second (and last) episode Darlene Vogel appears in as Danny's sister Wendy Tanner.
Tia and/or Tamara Mowry make their first and only appearance on Full House in this episode, where they act alongside their real-life brother Tahj Mowry (Teddy).