Michelle: (wanders into Jesse's empty studio) Hello, anybody home? (walks up to Jesse's equipment) This looks like big fun.
Good Michelle: (appears out of nowhere) Ah, ah, ah. Michelle Elizabeth Tanner, I am shocked!
Michelle: So am I. Who are you?
Good Michelle: I'm the Good Michelle. I tell you the right thing to do.
Bad Michelle: (appears out of nowhere) Don't listen to that wimp!
Michelle: Uh-oh! You must be the Bad Michelle.
Bad Michelle: Duh!
Good Michelle: Don't listen to her.
Bad Michelle: Stick a sock in it, goody pants.
Michelle: You've got a bad attitude.
Bad Michelle: Thanks. Now, go on, break the stupid rules.
Michelle: But I'll get in trouble.
Bad Michelle: Not if you don't get caught.
Good Michelle: Good girls always follow the rules.
Michelle: What to do? What to do?
Bad Michelle: What are you? A chicken?! (clucks like a chicken)
Good Michelle: Be good. Be good. Be good.
Bad Michelle: (chants) Party! Party! Party...!
Michelle: Enough! It's party time!
(she fiddles with Jesse's equipment)
Bad Michelle: All right! You're bad to the bone!
Good Michelle: Where did I go wrong?