Full House

Season 8 Episode 5

To Joey, With Love

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Aired Friday 9:00 PM Oct 25, 1994 on ABC

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    • Joey: All right, let's work on some state capitals. What is the capital of California? Anybody? (the kids don't answer) Okay, I'll give you a hint. It starts with Sac and ends with Ramento!

    • Danny: Maybe I oughta spruce up the answering machine message. How about some raegae? "Oh my telephone be ringing, man. Leave a message at the beep, man!"
      Stephanie: Dad, if that's gonna be on our answering machine, I'd be moving, man!

    • Danny: What happened? Did the big kids take your lunch money?
      Joey: Well yeah, but I'm over that. (Michelle walks in) I've gotta be the worst substitute teacher.
      Danny: Oh, come on. I'm sure you're not the worst.
      Michelle:(bitterly) Do I get a vote?
      Danny: Michelle, that's not very nice.
      Michelle: He sent me to the principal's office!
      Danny: Joey, that's not very nice.
      Joey: Danny, the whole class was out of control, so I told them the next person who talked would be sent straight to the principal's office. That next person happened to be Michelle.
      Danny: Michelle, is that true?
      Michelle: Well, part of it.
      Danny: Which part?
      Michelle: The part Joey said.
      Danny: Well, in that case, then I think Joey handled things the right way, and you ought to go to your room and think about it for a while.
      Michelle: Boy, you give a guy a grade book with the answers in the back, and he forgets who his friends are.

    • Stephanie: How do you divide ten hot looking guys by three girls?
      Kimmy: Easy. Five for me, five for DJ, and zipola for Little Miss Get Real!

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