Joey: Wendy doesn't need you protecting her from me!
Danny: I am not trying to protect her from you.
Joey: Then what are you trying to do?
Danny: I'm trying to protect you from her.
Michelle: There's a monkey at the door!
Danny: That must be my sister.
Michelle: Your sister is a monkey?
Joey: Ginger, get back here!
Danny: Joey, get back here! (Sees table filled with food) Girls, what are you doing?
Stephanie: Trying to keep the curse from falling on this house!
Danny: (Pause) Well, keep trying. It's not working.
Wendy: When I was a little girl, I had a little bit of a crush on you.
Joey: Well, what if I told you I had a little bit of a crush on you right now?
Wendy: I'd say the secret's out. (they kiss)
First appearance of Danny's sister Wendy.