When Danny signs for the picture of his great-great grandfather, you see him signing but when he turns around there is no clipboard in the deliveryman's hand.
Danny's great-great grandfather fought in the Civil War and was in Union.
When Danny tells Michelle she will have to clean up after Shorty, she says it's not a problem since she already cleans up after her pet hamster. When did she get a hamster, and where is it in the house? The only pet we've ever been shown is Comet.
Michelle: (about a picture of Danny's relative) Whoa, who's the geek in the hat?!?!?!?
Danny: Sweetheart, this happens to be your great-great-great grandfather.
Michelle: Great. So, who wants to go on a candy run?
Joey: (about Michelle) Come on, Danny, how much can she possibly spend? The most I ever spent at a candy store was, oh, $185.
(Michelle comes home with a donkey)
Danny: This is all your fault, Jesse. You had to tell her, "Hey, go out and live a little."
Jesse: A, I don't talk like that. And two, I thought she was going to the candy store. So unless that thing's got a creamy chocolate center, I can't be blamed for this!
Michelle: Well, we were on our way to the candy store when we passed a petting zoo.
Joey: Well, apparently, you didn't pass it completely!
Danny: Okay, it's settled. We'll take Shorty to the zoo. Only question is, whose car are we taking?
Joey: With a shave and a hat, we could get him on the bus.
Michelle: Anyone want to make a candy run with me?
Joey:(Balancing a pencil on his nose) Not now, Michelle. We're working.
(Danny and Jesse are suggesting what Michelle should do with her money)
Joey: Michelle, I have a third suggestion. Invest it, buy some art,(pointing at Danny's picture) and stick it in that frame.
Danny: This picture should be put in a place of honor.
Joey: How about under the mantle?
Danny: The fireplace is under the mantle.
Joey: I'll get the matches.
Danny: I found a picture of my great grandfather, General Cornwall Tanner. I had it blown up and completely restored.
(Danny shows Jesse and Joey the picture)
Joey: You should have just had it blown up.
(Shorty ate through Gen.Tanner's picture and is sticking his head through it)
Danny: Great grand daddy Cornwall!!!
Jesse: You know, I'm finally starting to see the family resemblance.
Kimmy: (about Gen. Cornwall Tanner) Whoa! Did you get a picture of the front end of the horse, too?
Danny: He happens to be one of my relatives. If you'd like to see your relatives, go rent Gorillas in the Mist.
Stephanie: So, how'd your little lemonade business go?
Michelle: Not bad. I made $221.
(Stephanie, D.J., and Kimmy are surprised)
D.J.: $221?! That's unbelieveable!
Stephanie: Give your favorite sister a hug.
(she hugs Michelle)
Kimmy: Give your favorite neighbor 100.
(she holds out her hand)
Michelle: I didn't get rich by being stupid.
D.J.: Michelle, how did you make that much money?
Michelle: Hot men, cold lemonade, no change.
(she holds up all of her dollar bills as a fan and counts the money)
Danny: Anybody want to buy a donkey?!
Jesse: Danny, nobody wants to buy a donkey.
Michelle: I did.
Danny: Okay. Anybody want a free donkey?!
Neighbor: Shut up, Tanner! I'd rather hear the donkey.
Joey: What are the words to batman?
Jesse: You mean Batman duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Batman?
Joey: Yeah thats it.
Jesse: So what part couldn't you remember Batman or duh?
Michelle: (about the painting of Gen. Cornwall Tanner) Whoa! Who's the geek in the hat?
(about Shorty's constant braying)
Neighbor: Whatever that is, I'm going to shoot it!
(Shortie starts whining michelle wakes up)
Michelle: Wake up Stephanie! You're snoring!
Stephanie: Me? I thought it was your stomach
Jesse: Okay, one more time, but you guys gotta help me. (singing) Come and knock on our door...
Danny, Joey, Rebecca, Stephanie, Michelle: (singing) Come and knock on our door.
Jesse: (singing) We've been waiting for you...
Danny, Joey, Rebecca, Stephanie, Michelle: (singing) We've been waiting for you... where the kisses are hers and hers and his...
Jesse: That's it!
Danny, Joey, Rebecca, Stephanie, Michelle, Jesse: (singing) Three's Company, too.
(Jesse singing to Shorty: Come and knock on our door...we've been wating for you...we got a thing and some stuff and some words I still don't know... Three's company, too)
Danny: Michelle, I'm sorry you got ripped off, but it cannot live in this house. It sheds, it stinks, it's dirty.
Stephanie: You let Kimmy in here!
Kimmy: I do not shed!
We learn Jesse does not know the words to the TV shows theme song Three's Company.
First (and only) appearance of Shorty the Donkey.
Danny mentions it being donkey season outside. This is a referrance to the Looney Tunes saying "Duck season" and "Rabbit season."
The title of this episode refers to the classic saying in stores "You break it, you bought it."