Full House

Season 8 Episode 6

You Pet It, You Bought It

Aired Friday 9:00 PM Nov 01, 1994 on ABC



  • Trivia

    • When Danny signs for the picture of his great-great grandfather, you see him signing but when he turns around there is no clipboard in the deliveryman's hand.

    • Danny's great-great grandfather fought in the Civil War and was in Union.

    • When Danny tells Michelle she will have to clean up after Shorty, she says it's not a problem since she already cleans up after her pet hamster. When did she get a hamster, and where is it in the house? The only pet we've ever been shown is Comet.

  • Quotes

    • Michelle: (about a picture of Danny's relative) Whoa, who's the geek in the hat?!?!?!?
      Danny: Sweetheart, this happens to be your great-great-great grandfather.
      Michelle: Great. So, who wants to go on a candy run?

    • Joey: (about Michelle) Come on, Danny, how much can she possibly spend? The most I ever spent at a candy store was, oh, $185.

    • (Michelle comes home with a donkey)
      Danny: This is all your fault, Jesse. You had to tell her, "Hey, go out and live a little."
      Jesse: A, I don't talk like that. And two, I thought she was going to the candy store. So unless that thing's got a creamy chocolate center, I can't be blamed for this!
      Michelle: Well, we were on our way to the candy store when we passed a petting zoo.
      Joey: Well, apparently, you didn't pass it completely!

    • Danny: Okay, it's settled. We'll take Shorty to the zoo. Only question is, whose car are we taking?
      Joey: With a shave and a hat, we could get him on the bus.

    • Michelle: Anyone want to make a candy run with me?
      Joey:(Balancing a pencil on his nose) Not now, Michelle. We're working.

    • (Danny and Jesse are suggesting what Michelle should do with her money)
      Joey: Michelle, I have a third suggestion. Invest it, buy some art,(pointing at Danny's picture) and stick it in that frame.

    • Danny: This picture should be put in a place of honor.
      Joey: How about under the mantle?
      Danny: The fireplace is under the mantle.
      Joey: I'll get the matches.

    • Danny: I found a picture of my great grandfather, General Cornwall Tanner. I had it blown up and completely restored.
      (Danny shows Jesse and Joey the picture)
      Joey: You should have just had it blown up.

    • (Shorty ate through Gen.Tanner's picture and is sticking his head through it)
      Danny: Great grand daddy Cornwall!!!
      Jesse: You know, I'm finally starting to see the family resemblance.

    • Kimmy: (about Gen. Cornwall Tanner) Whoa! Did you get a picture of the front end of the horse, too?
      Danny: He happens to be one of my relatives. If you'd like to see your relatives, go rent Gorillas in the Mist.

    • Stephanie: So, how'd your little lemonade business go?
      Michelle: Not bad. I made $221.
      (Stephanie, D.J., and Kimmy are surprised)
      D.J.: $221?! That's unbelieveable!
      Stephanie: Give your favorite sister a hug.
      (she hugs Michelle)
      Kimmy: Give your favorite neighbor 100.
      (she holds out her hand)
      Michelle: I didn't get rich by being stupid.
      D.J.: Michelle, how did you make that much money?
      Michelle: Hot men, cold lemonade, no change.
      (she holds up all of her dollar bills as a fan and counts the money)

    • Danny: Anybody want to buy a donkey?!
      Jesse: Danny, nobody wants to buy a donkey.
      Michelle: I did.
      Danny: Okay. Anybody want a free donkey?!
      Neighbor: Shut up, Tanner! I'd rather hear the donkey.

    • Joey: What are the words to batman?
      Jesse: You mean Batman duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Batman?
      Joey: Yeah thats it.
      Jesse: So what part couldn't you remember Batman or duh?

    • (about Shorty's constant braying)
      Neighbor: Whatever that is, I'm going to shoot it!

    • (Shortie starts whining michelle wakes up)
      Michelle: Wake up Stephanie! You're snoring!
      Stephanie: Me? I thought it was your stomach

    • Jesse: Okay, one more time, but you guys gotta help me. (singing) Come and knock on our door...
      Danny, Joey, Rebecca, Stephanie, Michelle: (singing) Come and knock on our door.
      Jesse: (singing) We've been waiting for you...
      Danny, Joey, Rebecca, Stephanie, Michelle: (singing) We've been waiting for you... where the kisses are hers and hers and his...
      Jesse: That's it!
      Danny, Joey, Rebecca, Stephanie, Michelle, Jesse: (singing) Three's Company, too.

    • (Jesse singing to Shorty: Come and knock on our door...we've been wating for you...we got a thing and some stuff and some words I still don't know... Three's company, too)

    • Danny: Michelle, I'm sorry you got ripped off, but it cannot live in this house. It sheds, it stinks, it's dirty.
      Stephanie: You let Kimmy in here!
      Kimmy: I do not shed!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Danny mentions it being donkey season outside. This is a referrance to the Looney Tunes saying "Duck season" and "Rabbit season."

    • The title of this episode refers to the classic saying in stores "You break it, you bought it."