Leela is playing blernsball and she really sucks. She keeps hitting the batter. She draws a huge crowd. The guy who owns the New York Mets makes Leela a professional blernsball player. They only put her in when they're losing and everybody is leaving. She does a bunch of commercials. Then she is signing autographs at a pizzeria. A really good almost professional blernsball player meets Leela. She yells at Leela because she sucks so much. Leela decides to not be the worst blernsball player of all time. All she has to do is get one person out. She doesn't get anyone out, but she doesn't feel bad because she inspired people to not do as badly as she.