Futurama

Season 4 Episode 2

A Tale of Two Santas

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 23, 2001 on Comedy Central

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    • Linda: And now, with his annual Xmas message, here's the head of the Xmas Safety Council, the head of Walter Cronkite.
      Cronkite: Season's warnings, Linda and Morbo.
      Bender: This guy's too trustworthy. What's his angle?
      Cronkite: In all the tinsel and terror of the holiday season we too often underestimate that murderous brute better known as Santa Claus. With images of last year's gingerbread massacre freshly baked into our memories, I remind you to bolt your doors, say goodbye to your pets and lock your children in the closet. This is Walter Cronkite saying, "I told you so".

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