Futurama

Season 4 Episode 2

A Tale of Two Santas

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 23, 2001 on Comedy Central

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    • Leela: Santa's a robot, so we should be able to destroy him with a logical paradox. Bender, you'd better cover your ears.
      Santa: Holy night! Intruders!
      Leela: Hold it, Santa! Consider this: You are programmed to destroy the naughty, but many of those you destroy are in fact nice. I submit to you that you are naughty and, logically, you must destroy yourself.
      Santa: Nice try. But my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple-zones.

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