Futurama

Season 4 Episode 2

A Tale of Two Santas

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 23, 2001 on Comedy Central

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    • The Elves' Song




      Elves:

      We are free and fairly sober

      With so many toys to build!

      The machines are kind of tricky,

      Prob'ly someone will be killed.

      But we gladly work for nothing...



      Fry:

      Which is good because we don't intend to pay.



      Elves:

      The Elves are back to work today!

      Hooray!



      We have just a couple hours

      To make several billion gifts

      And the labor isn't easy.



      Leela:

      Then you'll all work triple shifts.

      You can make the job go quicker

      If you turn up the controls to super-speed.



      (The controls switch to Lucy and the Elves' work and the song accelerate in the tempo.)



      Fry, Leela, Bender and Elves:

      It's back to work on X-Mas Eve!



      Elves:

      (tired) Hooray.



      Leela:

      And tho' you're cold and sore and ugly,

      Your pride will mask the pain.



      Fry:

      Let my happy smile warm your heart.



      Solo Elf:

      There's a toy lodged in my brain.



      Elves:

      We are getting awf'lly tired

      And we can't work any faster

      And we're very, very sorry.



      Bender:

      Why, you selfish little bastards!

      Do you want the kids to think that Santa's

      Just a crummy empty-handed jerk?



      Elf:

      Ow!



      Bender:

      Then shut your yaps and back to work!



      Elves:

      Now it's very nearly X-Mas

      And we've done the best we could.



      Fry:

      These toy soldiers are poorly painted...



      Leela:

      And they're made from inferior wood.



      Bender:

      I should give you all a beating

      But I really have to fly.



      Robot Santa:

      If I weren't stuck here frozen,

      I'd harpoon you in the eye!



      Elves:

      Now it's back into our tenements

      To drown ourselves in rye.



      Leela:

      You did the best you could, I guess

      And some of these gorillas are okay.



      Various Elves:

      Hooray!

      We're adequate!



      All:

      The elves have rescued X-Mas Day!

      HOORAY!

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