so, its the 3004 olympics, and hermes screws up with his big comeback to limboing because of his old nemesis (and Labarbaras old husband) Barbados Slim. Bender watches the Bending athletes Bending, and both him and zoidberg notice that their dreams can never come true! but then bender decides to cheat, and enter the fembot tournament, which he totally kicks a$$ in!1 so he's all happy, but then he finds out that they do a gender check- so bender does the one thing that he can do... get the professor to make a woman out of him ("no thanks, i think its best if we stay friends") and becomes Coilette, a fembot from Robonia.
then after collecting his medals and disgracing women all over the world, just as bender is about to change back, he gets a date- with Calculon. so he goes along with it, and tries to scam calculon off, but in the end gets engaged to him. So everyone tries to get bender off the hook in the only way calculon knows- by Dramatizing!!!
this ep was awesome!!!!!