Zapp: And so, when Captain Leela panicked, perhaps distracted by female troubles, my quick thinking allowed me to do whatever I did to save the day.
Glab: Captain Leela, is this rambling story of magic and heroism true?
Leela: Well, actually-
Farnsworth: That a girl! If they don't take him back we can keep him as captain.
Leela: Your Honour, it's all true: My female incompetence, Zapp's cat-like reflexes, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.