Bender: Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for. Jewels, vengence, Father O'Mally's weedwhacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for. This mindless turtle.
Fry: Bender, this world isn't good enough for you.
Bender: Not even close. Goodbye everybody. Don't touch my stuff after I'm dead! It's booby trapped.