Leela becomes involved in a politician's campaign for President. But things get complicated when the candidate can't produce a birth certificate.
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Bender: Is that you Big Throat?
Hedonismbot: In the flesh.
Bender: Listen I need some dirt on Senator Chris Travers.
Hedonismbot: How quaint, but I suppose I should do my part for political intercourse. Come closer, and I'll expose what I know.
[Bender walks up to him, and leans down to his mouth]
There's nothing. He's as clean as a freshly waxed buttock.
Bender: Hey did you put your tongue in my ear?
Hedonismbot: Certainly not, I don't have a tongue.
Bender: Oh good, cause I don't have an ear.
Morbo: Thank you, senator, a thoughtful and lucid answer. YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!
Zoidberg: He may not be perfect, but do we really want some new guy? I'll stick with the evil maniac I know, thank you!
Bender: If you want my opinion, Nixon's only chance to defeat Travers is with filthy lies, dirty tricks, and Quaker thuggery. And I'm just the guy for the job.
The way time has not been saved and is still doomed at the end is from the Futurama video game of how Mom bought the Planet Express and has it to conquer the universe and Fansworth sends Fry. Leela, and Bender to the past to stop Mom but in the end failed, leaving the universe still doomed.
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