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best bender quotes

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    thetruesora

    [21]May 5, 2007
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    Slade811 wrote:
    I don't remember fighting Godzilla but that is probably what I would have done

    Shut up and Hoot


    i can't remember which one is the godzilla one from?
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    simpsons26

    [22]May 5, 2007
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    thetruesora wrote:
    Slade811 wrote:
    I don't remember fighting Godzilla but that is probably what I would have done
    i can't remember which one is the godzilla one from?

    The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings.

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    thetruesora

    [23]May 6, 2007
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    oh yeah, its part of fry's musical.
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    tvs_num1_fan

    [24]May 19, 2007
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    katyrose24 wrote:
    bite my shiny metal a**


    i love that one
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    miranda65233

    [25]May 21, 2007
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    "Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!"

    -Obsoletely Fabulous
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    SuperMarius7

    [26]May 23, 2007
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    "Well, I'm rich. Goodbye loosers whom I've always hated."
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    St8SR

    [27]May 23, 2007
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    When Fry and the robot Lucy Lu break up 

    Bender: I know it hurts, buddy. But at least you're not in a sick relationship with a robot anymore.

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    Simpsonsreligon

    [28]Jun 10, 2007
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    Bender: Stupid anti pimpin laws

    LMAO

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    hmnut7

    [29]Jun 10, 2007
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    "congratulations Fry you nabbed the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich....she probably has other qualities."
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    StewieZim101

    [30]Jun 11, 2007
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    "Inside you Fry you have the heart of a robot, just like in me I have the heart of a human"

    "Don't worry Kif. I'm sure some other beautiful rich girl will love you"

    Even though someone already said it:

    "Hey my antenia's gone. No wait it's down here. I can't get any reception though. Mabye if I wigle it around."
    "No Bender, your making God cry."
    and by the way that was Antology of Interest II
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    Fry00

    [31]Jun 11, 2007
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    Bender: "Stay away from our women! You got metal fever boy! Metal Fever!"

    Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassin' about it"

    Bender: "Santa! You saved my life. Please don't kill me."
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    drzeusmonkey

    [32]Jun 14, 2007
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    bender: "hey baby wanna kill all humans?" i luuurve it ! lol

    edit: ooo i almost forgot, "JE SUIS NAPOLEON!"

    Edited on 06/14/2007 3:05pm
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    malachi_27

    [33]Jun 14, 2007
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    "Bite my splintery wooden a**" The first time I heard that, I cracked up!
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    McMuffinDragon

    [34]Jun 14, 2007
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    Lick my frozen metal a**. Just keeping in with the classic.

    Hey chumps, heard you were on the a** end of an a** kicking.

    Lastly, after Fry won't drink Pabt's Blue Robot: Oh wah, baby wants a Zima.

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    Scouxx

    [35]Jun 14, 2007
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    (far from verbatim)
    After Nibbler bites bender on the ass and breaks his tooth.
    Bender: Hey! He bite my ass but I don't see anybody kissing it.
    Zoidberg: I'll be right there
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    anie_love

    [36]Jun 15, 2007
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    Bender: Well great is ok, but amazing would be great.

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    SolidSnake886

    [37]Jun 15, 2007
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    katyrose24 wrote:
    bite my shiny metal a**
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    McMuffinDragon

    [38]Jun 15, 2007
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    Can't BELIEVE I forgot this one!

    "You're pending for a bending."

    I said that today

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    barky13

    [39]Jun 16, 2007
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    NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO
    Who will make bender waffles just the way he likes them now

    youre watching futarama the show that does not glamourise the cool crime of robbery
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    halfblack3128

    [40]Jun 19, 2007
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    Hey, what kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker
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