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    shredisnotdead9

    [41]Jun 21, 2007
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    Farnsworth: We'll irritate the pelvic splanknic (sp?) ganglion and cause an intenstinal spasm, expelling, among other things, the parasites.

    Bender: I'll tell Fry to wash out, among other things, his ear.

    Farnsworth: No! Fry can't know anything about the mission. If he finds out, the worms will try to defend themselves. The know everything he knows.

    Bender: They know how to make ice cream soup?

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    lazyjay

    [42]Jun 24, 2007
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    "Oh, crap. It's a miracle!"
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    BobbyHeffley

    [43]Sep 6, 2007
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    "Bite my shiny metal a**."

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    matzaa

    [44]Sep 6, 2007
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    The one when Leela jumped into the river of Slurm to rescue Fry from drowning and then surfaces with him. Bender surfaces with them whistling.
    Leela: Bender why did you jump in?
    Bender: Everybody was doing it... I just wanted to be popular!
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    inferre

    [45]Sep 8, 2007
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    "I don't need to drink! I can quit whenever I want!"
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    sholari

    [46]Sep 9, 2007
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    From Amazon Women in the Mood, after the restaurant has crashed and Fry is trying to convince Bender to come look for Leela and Amy.

    Fry: "But Bender, think of the senoritas"

    Bende: "Vamanos!"

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    acr64

    [47]Sep 9, 2007
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    "Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first."

    "Hey, kids, say hello to the jerkbags I work with!"
    "Hello, jerkbags!"
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    133puppypuppy

    [48]Sep 10, 2007
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    'hehe we can always build more killbots'

    'it's something called style, look it up once and a while'

    'i guess it's like pimping, except you dont use the term, get up in your face'

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    bconn30

    [49]Sep 10, 2007
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    "I'm so embarassed, I wish everyone was dead except me!"
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    hellguard777

    [50]Sep 10, 2007
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    "My name is Bender Bending Rodríguez"

    "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV"

    "I am Bender. Please insert girder."

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    BobbyHeffley

    [51]Sep 11, 2007
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    "You were in the best coma I've ever seen!"

    This one is from "The Sting".

    Edited on 03/11/2008 1:57pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    ArmoredCore55

    [52]Sep 11, 2007
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    (Bender pulls string on a Bart Simpson doll)
    Bart Simpson Doll: Eat my shorts!
    Bender: Okay. (eats Bart's shorts) Mmm... shorts.

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    FuturamaLover02

    [53]Sep 13, 2007
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    in the valentines episode i think its put your head on my sholder :

    Bender"Stupid anti-pimping laws well pay the man" Fembots "Bender honey we love you" Bender "shudup baby i know it"

    lololol

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    gamer_1001

    [55]Sep 16, 2007
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    "Bite my red hot glowing a**!...Wait a minute, red hot glowing a**?!..."

    (notice his butt is on fire)

    "...Excuse me for a minute...ow ow ow, ow ow ow."

    Edited on 09/16/2007 9:57pm
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    stewiegriffin20

    [56]Sep 18, 2007
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    not really a quote but whenever bender skats i just loose it, like in the Amamzon Women in the Mood when they go to the planet amazonia and fry is piloting the Planet Express Ship
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    bubiz

    [57]Sep 19, 2007
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    Roswell that ends well:

    Fry: Bender what was it like laying in that hole for a 1000 years.
    Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up.
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    BobbyHeffley

    [58]Sep 19, 2007
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    katyrose24 wrote:
    bite my shiny metal a**

    This is a classic Bender quote.

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    BobbyHeffley

    [59]Sep 26, 2007
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    "Oh, I'm sorry, Fry. She's dead."

    This is from "My Three Suns". It is, of course, a lie.

    Edited on 10/23/2007 3:50pm
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    psyco4tv

    [60]Oct 11, 2007
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    From fonswort parabox:

    Bender1: Make new friends

    BenderA: But keep the old

    Bender1: One is silver

    BenderA: And the other's gold

    (hug and take each others wallets)

    Both benders: Where doomed DOOMED

    The devils hands are idle playthings

    Take that next person I see

    I forgot you could tempt me with things I want

    Where did I go just now?

    We need to make a metaphoric deal with the devil, and when I say devil I mean robot devil, and when I say metaphoric I mean come on
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