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    psyco4tv

    [61]Oct 11, 2007
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    Bite my shinny...Sighs(realises he traded his ass)
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    BobbyHeffley

    [62]Oct 11, 2007
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    psyco4tv wrote:
    Bite my shinny...Sighs(realises he traded his ass)

    This comes from "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings".

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    psyco4tv

    [63]Oct 14, 2007
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    episode bend-her: Hail Hail Roboneia!...A land I didnt make up
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    Cpt_Bulgebelly

    [64]Nov 3, 2007
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    Hookerbots: "Bender, we love you honey!"

    Bender: "Shut up baby, I know it!"

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    BobbyHeffley

    [65]Nov 5, 2007
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    "I'm not giving my name to a machine!" (from "My Three Suns")
    Edited on 04/08/2008 1:23pm
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    boeloe3

    [66]Nov 5, 2007
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    From "A Fishfull of Dollars":

    Leela: "I know Fry is rich, but do we really have to wear these tophats?"

    Bender: "Maybe you don't understand just how rich he is. Infact, I think I better put on a monocle."

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    Lazdude

    [67]Nov 15, 2007
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    Fry: "Can't we just dump the package in the sewer and say we delivered it?"

    Bender: "Too much work, lets burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer."
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    BobbyHeffley

    [68]Nov 15, 2007
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    "Stupid dumb coma...coulda been British."

    This is from "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV".

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    bsgirl

    [69]Nov 15, 2007
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    bite my shiny metal a**!

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    jaksword

    [70]Nov 21, 2007
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    Bender: permision smir-smison what are they gonna do write us a letter?

    Leela: I've lost control of the ship

    Bender: you've lost controll of the ship ahahhaahahahah

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    briantw

    [71]Nov 22, 2007
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    I'm not sure on the exact quote, but it goes something like:

    "Did I ever tell you guys you're my best fri...all right, a suicide booth! So long, suckers!"

    It's from the episode where they find Fry's dog.
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    AllNamesAreTakn

    [72]Dec 30, 2007
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    1.(After Bender becomes pharoah and is thrown into his own tomb.)

    Leela : Did you really think you needed all of this stuff for the afterlife?

    Bender : Afterlife?! If I thought there was another life after this I'd kill myself RIGHT NOW!

    2.(In the Ship.) Ship PA System : We are now entering Forbidden Space.

    Bender : Forbidden-schmerschmidden. What are they gonna do? Write a letter? Oooh, I'm soooo scared.

    Leela: : Oh no! I've lost control of the ship!

    Bender : YOU LOST CONTROL OF THE SHIP?! WAHLALALA (flails his arms and screams)

    3.(While in Fry's body) Bender : ABANDON SHIP!

    Edited on 12/30/2007 11:11pm
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    lazyjay

    [73]Dec 31, 2007
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    A minor spoiler from Bender's Big Score...


    ***SPOILER***
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    ChosenOne42

    [74]Jan 1, 2008
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    I, Roommate

    Fry: I can't believe they kicked me out. I must have been really acting like a jerk.

    Bender: Yeah, but everybody's a jerk. You, me, (points to guy) this jerk. That's my philosophy.

    Edited on 01/03/2008 7:09pm
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    orangecharles

    [75]Jan 2, 2008
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    Bender: Let's make this interesting. Everyone through in five bucks.

    Every One throughs in five bucks.

    Bender: ... Well wasen't that interesting.

    Leela: Bender!

    ----

    Bender: Oh ya, well I'll build my own park. With hookers, and flap jacks. Acually forget the flap jacks and the hookers. Just forget the whole thing.

    ----

    Bender: Whats that? It looks like your neck steped in something. Oh ya that's your body. HA HA HA HA!

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    Bender: That's no space ship that's my ass!

    ----

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    pjhasham

    [76]Jan 5, 2008
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    orangecharles wrote:

    Bender: Oh ya, well I'll build my own park. With hookers, and flap jacks. Acually forget the flap jacks and the hookers. Just forget the whole thing.

    It's "I'll build my own amusement park. With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the park."

    And later, "I'll build my own luna lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget the luna lander and the blackjack. Aw, foget the whole thing."

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    ChosenOne42

    [77]Jan 5, 2008
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    Bender: Hey! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No! So beat it!

    Fry: Who was that?

    Bender: Your momma! Now shut up and drag me to work.

    Edited on 01/25/2008 4:15pm
    Edited 3 total times.
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    lazyjay

    [78]Jan 5, 2008
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    pjhasham wrote:
    orangecharles wrote:

    Bender: Oh ya, well I'll build my own park. With hookers, and flap jacks. Acually forget the flap jacks and the hookers. Just forget the whole thing.

    It's "I'll build my own amusement park. With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the park."

    And later, "I'll build my own luna lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget the luna lander and the blackjack. Aw, foget the whole thing."

    If it's accuracy we're going for then...
    Bender: Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!
    and
    Bender: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.

    Anyway you look at it though... those were some classic lines
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    lazyjay

    [79]Jan 5, 2008
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    From Bendin' in the Wind...

    Bender: Fry cracked corn and I don't care
    Leela cracked corn I still don't care
    Bender cracked corn and he is great!
    Take that you stupid corn!
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    pjhasham

    [80]Jan 5, 2008
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    lazyjay wrote:
    pjhasham wrote:
    orangecharles wrote:

    Bender: Oh ya, well I'll build my own park. With hookers, and flap jacks. Acually forget the flap jacks and the hookers. Just forget the whole thing.

    It's "I'll build my own amusement park. With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the park."

    And later, "I'll build my own luna lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget the luna lander and the blackjack. Aw, foget the whole thing."

    If it's accuracy we're going for then... Bender: Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park! and Bender: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing. Anyway you look at it though... those were some classic lines

    Touche. But even without word-for-word accuracy the flapjacks bit deserved to be corrected.

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