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    lazyjay

    [81]Jan 5, 2008
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    pjhasham wrote:
    lazyjay wrote:
    pjhasham wrote:
    orangecharles wrote:

    Bender: Oh ya, well I'll build my own park. With hookers, and flap jacks. Acually forget the flap jacks and the hookers. Just forget the whole thing.

    It's "I'll build my own amusement park. With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the park."

    And later, "I'll build my own luna lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact forget the luna lander and the blackjack. Aw, foget the whole thing."

    If it's accuracy we're going for then... Bender: Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park! and Bender: Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing. Anyway you look at it though... those were some classic lines

    Touche. But even without word-for-word accuracy the flapjacks bit deserved to be corrected.


    Granted!
    Now, I hope that somewhere in the futur(ama) of Futurama they have an episode of Bender visting "Vegas baby"! so we can see Bender over-indulge on both flapjacks and blackjack at the same time!
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    tynubz

    [82]Jan 6, 2008
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    episode 3... or 4

    leela: bender, promice me u wont drive without some sort of alcohal in your hands

    bender: im not promicing anything

    also episode 3 or 4

    bender: im sober and i dont know what i might do!

    fry: dont do it!

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    tynubz

    [83]Jan 6, 2008
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    in the ware car episode,

    guy reading will: and to bender i leave my mansion

    bender: great, lets stay there tonight

    guy reading will: on account he stays there one night

    bender: aww there's always a catch!

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    pjhasham

    [84]Jan 7, 2008
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    I love in "The Honking" where Bender sees the binary numbers on the wall and says that it's total gibberish, then sees it in the mirror and runs off screaming, The joke being that that the first one says 0101100101, 357, while in the mirror it reads 1010011010, 666.
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    ChosenOne42

    [85]Jan 7, 2008
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    "Parents, have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
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    ChosenOne42

    [86]Jan 8, 2008
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    Takei: Doesn't your spaceship have a self-destruct code? Like 1A, 2B, 3C-

    Bender: (head explodes) Thanks a lot, Takei! Now everyone knows!

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    Elie_Katara

    [87]Jan 8, 2008
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    I'VE NEVER MADE ANYONES LIFE EASIER AND YOU KNOW IT
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    mitsukigirl13

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    Leela: Um Bender, I think Fry needs some time alone.

    Bender Okay let's go, I'm 3 skulls short of a mouseskater reunion

    Bender: I got the clover, also his wedding ring. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.

    Both from my all time fave epi "Luck of the Fryrish

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    pjhasham

    [89]Jan 8, 2008
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    From the same episode: "There: Now no one will be able to say I don't own John Larroquette's spine." WTF?!

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    crashingdoors

    [90]Jan 13, 2008
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    miranda65233 wrote:
    "Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!" -Obsoletely Fabulous

    I forgot about that one, and laughed really hard after reading it.

    barky13 wrote:
    Who will make bender waffles just the way he likes them now

    This is my all-time favorite Bender quote. Love it.

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    instantdeath999

    [91]Jan 13, 2008
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    I can't believe this one has only been said once.

    "Parents, have you ever just tried turning the TV off, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"

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    KurtPikachu2001

    [92]Jan 14, 2008
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    "Everybody you knew or loved in the 20th century is dead!"

    From When Aliens Attack:
    (As Gary Coleman): "Whatchu talkin' about Fry?"
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    BobbyHeffley

    [93]Jan 18, 2008
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    instantdeath999 wrote:

    I can't believe this one has only been said once.

    "Parents, have you ever just tried turning the TV off, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"

    This is from Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV.

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    BobbyHeffley

    [94]Jan 18, 2008
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    "Oh, my God! You're Beck!"
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    ChosenOne42

    [95]Jan 23, 2008
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    (upon seeing the Amazonian planet)

    Bender: Oh..your..God!

    From "Amazon Women in the Mood"

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    ChosenOne42

    [96]Jan 25, 2008
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    From Bender's Big Score:

    Bender: You know, it's funny.

    Fry: What?

    Bender: Your weiner! Hahahaha!!

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    Kraken422

    [97]Jan 28, 2008
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    My favourite is simple but still a goody, it comes from the episode Hell is other robots after the Devil takes his turn in the fiddle contest Bender calmly says "Well we're boned" I use that one myself all the time
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    lazyjay

    [98]Jan 28, 2008
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    Kraken422 wrote:
    My favourite is simple but still a goody, it comes from the episode Hell is other robots after the Devil takes his turn in the fiddle contest Bender calmly says "Well we're boned" I use that one myself all the time

    And in a similar theme (on 2 fronts) from Godfellas...
    Bender: ... Oh cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee. ...
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    ChosenOne42

    [99]Jan 28, 2008
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    lazyjay wrote:
    Kraken422 wrote:
    My favourite is simple but still a goody, it comes from the episode Hell is other robots after the Devil takes his turn in the fiddle contest Bender calmly says "Well we're boned" I use that one myself all the time
    And in a similar theme (on 2 fronts) from Godfellas... Bender: ... Oh cruel fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones. It bones for thee. ...

    It seems like he says this one a lot. Even at the end of the movie...

    Bender: (last line) Well, we're boned.

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    hidari6

    [100]Jan 28, 2008
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    "Why don't you interface with my ass...by biting it!"

    "Oh...YOUR...God!!"
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