Comedy Central (ended 2013)
From Bender's Big Score... ***SPOILER***
Bender: Let me see your ass!...Oooh, nice. Now I see why you left Fry.
Bender: Hey, universe! Check out the dude with the Rolex!
From "My Three Suns":
"I told Fry you were dead so he would cry out the Emperor but you had to go and wreck it by surviving."
Bender: Aw, I lost him. People will call me a failure. (sees Fry and takes gun out of his chest) Others however will call me (sexfully) the world's sexiest killing machine ... who's fun at parties.
I'm fairly certain he uses this one quite often...
"Neat! (takes picture)"
From "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV":
"Listen up, 'cause I've got a climactic speech! You, cameraman, keep the camera rolling. You, director, gimmie my motivation."
Director: You're angry.
My current favorite is now:
"Oh, I see! No room for Bender, huh? Well, I'll just go build my own lunar lander...with blackjack...and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."
Second current favorite:
Bender: (looking at Fry's crotch) You know, it's funny.
Bender: YOUR WIENER!! (laughs hard)
From Roswell that Ends Well...
Fry: Bender! What was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years?
Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up!
It went something along the lines of:
"Normally, I charge 500 dollars. But since it's you Fry, I'll need it in advance."
The episode where Fry is romantically linked with Amy. Blanking on the name, too lazy to research it right now.
"500 dollars?! That's outrageous! Professor, I'll do the job for exactly 499 dollars and 100 cents!"
Bender cracks corn, and he is great! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN!
That's what she said! WOOOOO!
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