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    ChosenOne42

    [121]Feb 10, 2008
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    From Bender's Big Score...
    ***SPOILER***


    Bender: Hey, universe! Check out the dude with the Rolex!

    Edited on 02/12/2008 12:31pm
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    BobbyHeffley

    [122]Feb 12, 2008
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    From "My Three Suns":

    "I told Fry you were dead so he would cry out the Emperor but you had to go and wreck it by surviving."

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    lazyjay

    [123]Feb 19, 2008
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    Fron Bender's Big Score (mild spoiler)


    ***SPOILER***
    Edited on 02/19/2008 3:52am
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    thefamilyguyguy

    [124]Feb 22, 2008
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    "I like having an internet dating service. It's like pimping except you don't need to use the term upside your head."
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    ChosenOne42

    [125]Feb 23, 2008
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    I'm fairly certain he uses this one quite often...

    "Neat! (takes picture)"

    Edited on 02/23/2008 8:27pm
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    BobbyHeffley

    [126]Mar 11, 2008
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    From "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV":

    "Listen up, 'cause I've got a climactic speech! You, cameraman, keep the camera rolling. You, director, gimmie my motivation."

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    ChosenOne42

    [127]Mar 11, 2008
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    BobbyHeffley wrote:

    From "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV":

    "Listen up, 'cause I've got a climactic speech! You, cameraman, keep the camera rolling. You, director, gimmie my motivation."

    Director: You're angry.

    Bender: Perfect!

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    jasobres

    [129]Mar 14, 2008
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    Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
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    vaneetra

    [130]Mar 19, 2008
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    "Bite my shiny metal @$$!"
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    lazyjay

    [131]Mar 23, 2008
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    From Bender's Big Score...

    (I'd post it as a spoiler but I think all of the regulars have seen it by now)

    Bender: I'll always treasure it and immediately hock it.
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    jasobres

    [132]Mar 24, 2008
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    My current favorite is now:

    "Oh, I see! No room for Bender, huh? Well, I'll just go build my own lunar lander...with blackjack...and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."

    Second current favorite:

    Bender: (looking at Fry's crotch) You know, it's funny.

    Fry: What?

    Bender: YOUR WIENER!! (laughs hard)

    Edited on 03/24/2008 4:20pm
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    ChosenOne42

    [133]Apr 1, 2008
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    From Roswell that Ends Well...

    Fry: Bender! What was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years?

    Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up!

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    panthean

    [134]Apr 2, 2008
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    Bender's Big Score

    Bender: well, we're boned
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    EdFan101

    [135]Apr 3, 2008
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    bender:bite my shiny metal (looks to see his butt aint there) NOOOOOOO...
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    AxStarr

    [136]Apr 4, 2008
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    It went something along the lines of:

    "Normally, I charge 500 dollars. But since it's you Fry, I'll need it in advance."

    The episode where Fry is romantically linked with Amy. Blanking on the name, too lazy to research it right now.

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    EdFan101

    [137]Apr 4, 2008
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    benderh i get it make the robot do all the work

    leela:this is the first acual work youv'e ever had to do around here

    bender:well im not doin it,its a robot holiday

    fry:really which one?

    bendernly robonacauh the holiest two weeks on the robot calendar.

    leelah come on bender last month it was robamadan and before that robanza

    fry:man that one was a blast

    bender:it wasn't just a blast it was a sacred tribute to my robot prototypes which happen to take the form of a drinking contest.
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    ChosenOne42

    [138]Apr 6, 2008
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    "500 dollars?! That's outrageous! Professor, I'll do the job for exactly 499 dollars and 100 cents!"

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    lazyjay

    [139]Apr 7, 2008
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    From Bender's Big Score (for all of my fellow geeks)...

    Bender: Ah, sweet photons. I don't know if you're waves or particles, but you go down smooth.
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    Elekazam

    [140]Apr 24, 2008
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    Bender cracks corn, and he is great! TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN!

    That's what she said! WOOOOO!

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