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best bender quotes

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    X-435

    [161]Jan 8, 2009
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    horvagab wrote:

    From Bender's Big Score:

    "You're wrong! Fry is dead! I killed him!

    Amy: Bender, why?

    Personally, I blame you!

    Amy: But how can you?

    Well, it ain't easy, but that just proves how great I am.

    Not 100% accurate, but that's the gist of it. Just to be sure, the unmarked quotes are Bender's


    I'll help.

    Bender: Struggling against all odds, I, Bender, managed to kill him.
    Amy: Aw, don't blame yourself bender.
    Bender: I don't. I blame all of you.
    Amy: Us!? How can you blame all of us?
    Bender: It wasn't easy. It just proves how great I am.
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    ThenamesTurkish

    [162]Sep 10, 2009
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    BENDER:I can hit it with a shovel!

    FARNSWORTH:That's not good enough.

    BENDER:This one time I pounded a guy into the ground like a stake with a shovel!

    FARNSWORTH:Yes yes!
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    Samuel2484

    [163]Sep 11, 2009
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    A Bycaclopes Built for two: Bender Singing: "I love steeling, I love taking things!"

    The Honking: "B E N D E R Beeeeeender B E N D E R Beeeeeeeender B...E...N...Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... Leela presses Mute.

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    lazyjay

    [164]Sep 11, 2009
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    From Bendin' in the Wind:

    Bender: I'll save me!
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